vince

Glinda, come with me, think of what we could do... together.

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@heavybretting Weekend at bernies is too on the nose

If Trump died from covid, how long would it take for us to find out? I’m guessing it would be a weekend at bernie’s situation for at least a month.

he’s been dating me a year should I text him and ask him if he likes me??

@jeffreyjdavis37 Rings a bell

Mount Fuji is approximately normally distributed. Using the summit as the mean, about 68% of the rocks are within one standard deviation, 95% within two, and 99.7% within three.

@heavybretting Me and u

@vints You came back to twitter just to be a nerd?

@twalker201 Hey I’m glad! I hadn’t thought about that playlist in a long while (I’ve been into some oldies) but I’m bumping it now! I hope you’re well!

@internetcassie 🚗 🚗 🛑 🛑 😘😘

I almost tweeted “kisses at a red light just hit different” but then I remembered I didn’t want to ruin my reputation by letting y’all know I’m soft

Does anyone know if Hall of Breakfast is open during the quarantine

*me imagining there’s no heaven* man this blows

One of these is not like the others

Excuse me ma’am is that virus bothering you?

They should invent a string or something that attaches to your AirPods™️ so in case they fall out they’ll still be connected to your phone

@nihilists4jesus Tweetup at the palace of the parliament in Bucharest?

@ByCommonConsent I’m just here for a short time, not a long time

@vints you've been missed

@nihilists4jesus *God looking at your tweets* well,, maybe ONE degree of allowance

@twalker201 So great to see you on New Years! I miss a lot of people on here and you’re definitely one!

*me after taking one stats class* “Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell?! More like Lurking Variables by Malcolm Gladwell!”

@statshwhelper Thanks stats hw helper!