one horse girl town

I need a husband mainly because I need someone to remind me which pizza place is the one I like

Tom Holland should play the gecko in the Geico Gecko biopic

I am exhausted by the mainstreaming of sports betting

@vryprfct …I do too…

The world was cute today

She’s thinking of unhinged theatre projects again!

Update:

This adaptation is maybe the first version I feel like actually gets the source material?

Bard Day content no. 1:

I mean

Funny Face

@vryprfct Also speaking in excitable hyperbole is the only way to make people listen and even that doesn’t work usually

@vryprfct Because the line has moved so drastically in like a week. From no hormones to kids, to no social transition to most recently someone saying to ban transition in people up to age 25

Going home every night and treating myself to a little weed and baseball is self-care, actually

@abmcelroy1 Brave!

I’m the first non-binary person to have a little tummy ache

@abmcelroy1 @daughter_ion I’m tired of them pushing their “soap” agenda on our youth

@violet_jones26 @daughter_ion Cilantro more like killantro

@abmcelroy1 @daughter_ion Disney’s silence on cilantro, the greatest moral issue of our time, is deafening

Relevant today

Excited for the future, where I’ll be forced to detransition in my 30s after half a decade on hrt and gender affirming surgery. Thank you in advance for saying I’m brave, cis people

Me, while being hunted for my transness: “Biden did drag his feet on a lot of stuff, I totally get it”

I for one am excited about my humanity being outlawed when people vote republican because they’re confused/annoyed about mask mandates. Wedge issues like trans rights don’t really matter when faced with being annoyed about a tiny little mask used to save lives