Jackie

@justahindugirl Bhaiya, thora hi aagey hai, zyada nhi 🥲

The sexual tension between me and the rickshaw wala when he says madam aur andar nahi jaega.

@muskanmt13 Should have taken the hints.

no instead his stupid ass would just sit next to me in class and ask me for a pen everyday which he will use to 3-4 lines of notes and some doodles. return the pen to me and then take one from me the next day. borrow my notes and then make fun of my handwriting. >.< so stupid.

how 2 not continuously call s/o stupid for just not dating me during college when we could see each other EVERYDAY and instead doing this now where we have work everyday and have little time off to spend together.

@shekhawatxyz @sadhvinarula No, you are deluded.

Jawline chahiye but momos bhi khaane hai

Nothing gives me more sense of power than wearing chappals to a fancy restaurant.

@Amitabh_AMS @kit__kat3 Decency?

@kit__kat3 Decency! Oops sorry!

Devil's Dictionary (of Law!) D - Date: A Date is something extremely difficult for a young struggling litigation lawyer to get. Both inside AND outside the Court.

@notmusafir Average MILF lover.

I was crushing on this girl and turns out she is a mother of two kids 🙏🏻☹

@TurbulentTamizh 🤢

Just found out that the word Gullible has a different meaning if you turn your phone upside down 🤯

Who did this 😂😂 twitter.com/i/spaces/1OyJA…

@cloudwhine Vibration pe it could work as a vibrator.

This girl at work said “phone vibrator pe tha” instead of vibration.😭😭😭

@advsanjoy I have a samosa wala socks. You can find similar ones on thelagaadi[.]com

Physical Court means back to wearing interesting socks! 🤪 NB: This post should not be construed in any manner to be an admission on the dress code adopted by me in virtual proceedings!

Person, who built 2 startup from scratch "ain't built for it". Lmao.

@ManujMadan @arpit20adlakha @archiexzzz For SDE it is.

will you believe me if I tell you I was offered 2 lakhs+/month offer from an UK based company and I rejected it?

Just 2 am thought: I think, to becoming a best in life (first JEE, then a good CS Engineer) . I probably lost the child in me, the joy of life.. Literally idk what I am doing in my life

@jazzminnnne @Srijith_Padmesh Who tf says "nas"? It's noice. Nas is some idiotic fuckery.

Can someone please compile these Gen Z terminologies into a book? 10/10 I'll buy.

@manan_0308 South Indian food tastes good?

Even in the fanciest of 5 star breakfasts, nothing beats South Indian food.

@advanshu2011 @advsanjoy The oversized black one he wears is also good 😎

@advsanjoy Waah kya chashma hai…. Dada send me your optician’s address

The last week in physical court all I heard was that how fat I have become. So I had to take urgent remedial measures. Nothing that Aloo Parathas with Thums Up at Basant Dhaba can’t fix! 😜

No offence but the likelihood of that happening is terribly low if one tweets like this.