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Lego Batman kinnie

Going on vacay the week before finals

@n_archive72 Okay yay ❤️

Started the round of applause #goated

At the stage of life where I wanna buy stupid science shirt

As a catholic atheist

My fav part of my day is when I get really high and watch some bullshit on YouTube before bed

Almost 15 dollars for a burrito at Filiberto’s…lord take us we’re ready

@frm_faith Optima😭😭😭 I’d understand if it was a soul

@viotelett what kind before i make a conclusion

Everyone was speeding and out of everyone the cop chose me to pull over do you think it’s cause I drive a Kia

@frm_faith I DIDNT EVEN HAVE MY WALLET ON MEEEEE

@frm_faith It wasn’t even Walmart…imagine my surprise when I’m shopping at craft stores for them to look at me dumb when I whip out my phone to pay

I hate stores that don’t accept Apple Pay like actually what are u doing

I love that one pou song

@assb2phat like here I go looking dumb asf for assuming shit like #whatever

@viotelett in the big 2026 mind u