staniel tucci

women know

Golf was invented so people would know how big hail was

my biggest spongebob headcanon is that sandy is from houston n lived by the NASA space center and her cousin is THE buccee

boyfriend unsent a text and i asked him what it said

underrated comedic genius carmela soprano

2009

dream blunt rotation

they told hans zimmer it was for an hbo show and he assumed it was white lotus

Good grief #Peanuts

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

i found my passport while organising my handbags today and i can’t even celebrate it with my friends and family because i have been concealing the fact that it was lost for two months

Just discovered that a lot of people do not play when it comes to Mirrors by Justin Timberlake that song has real shooters

this tumblr post being one of the greatest contributions to modern philosophy

I just received divine instructions from the Nextdoor app

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude