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400,000 dead Americans at Arlington. Fuckface somehow heard: “This would be a good moment to joke about how few dead soldiers were named Donald.” This utterly vile, self-obsessed asshole turns a sombre event into a fucking stand-up routine about himself.

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I was hacked, lost access to my account - but now I'm back! Here's the week in toons from @thetimes #Burnham #Streeting #Farage #Crypto #VAT #Davey #Bayeux

“They’re stealing our jobs.” Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

NOBODY watches you harder than jealous-spirited people. they will study you, copy you, envy you. the more they compete with you the more they mess up.

Chinese students can get 7 years in jail for cheating in an exam.

You have to a special kind of stupid to think billionaires want to help you.

Pope Leo has called for AI to be 'disarmed' through robust regulation and limits on its use for warfare, as he warned of the dangers of a technological revolution driven by 'the idolatry of profit'. ft.trib.al/oLlpqvF

My toon for @thetimes #heatwave #Chelsea

“Badly burned but never broken, like Ukraine itself”

In der #Ukraine wurde ein Animationsfilm mit einem Storch mit Prothese vorgestellt. Mitgewirkt haben Kindergartenkinder aus #Lviv. Der Film zeigt, wie man auch mit Prothese ein Held sein kann. berlinstory.de/news/ukrainisc…

Some relationships last only because one person keeps choosing peace over honesty.

Jealous people don’t necessarily want what you have. They just don’t want you to have it.

Flight attendant: Do we have a doctor on board Me: I have a PhD in mathematics Flight attendant: one passenger is having a heart attack and one passenger is having an asthma attack Me: (nodding) that makes two

Când vă spuneam că putiniștii sunt deja în Parlamentul României reprezentați de AUR și PSD, am fost înjurat de mulți pe aici. Legea care obligă ONG-urile să publice numele donatorilor (peste 5000 lei) este COPY-PASTE după modelul aplicat în Rusia, Kârgâzstan, Georgia, Belarus și Ungaria. Scopul este intimidarea donatorilor și sufocarea societății civile. În schimb, adevăratele găuri negre rămân la secret. De ce nu vedem aceeași transparență și la: Sutele de milioane date de partide către trusturile media (presă cumpărată) Anonimizarea salariilor și averilor unor parlamentari (pătrățelele negre din declarații) Contractele cu dedicare ale companiilor de stat cu privații E la mintea cocoșului ca miza nu e transparența, miza e controlul și frica.

True story

The biggest problem with the internet is that is gives stupid people access to one another (and they're breeding)