tomato girl

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tomato girl

@visceraldream

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Houston, TX Katılım Mayıs 2023

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tomato girl@visceraldream·1 Eki

Starting 10/1, I am in a volume-based, honor-code-bound annual tweeting competition called #Tweetober. In addition to my usual microblogging, I will be tweeting out the much anticipated spin off to HIS REAL CAR. If a tweet starts with a number, it is a chapter of that story.

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tomato girl@visceraldream·8h

No she’s a billionaire BECAUSE she be sneaking in vodka. Savings add up

liz 💥@lizaboth

Alcohol so expensive at sporting events that a billionaire has to sneak vodka in her purse smh

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tomato girl@visceraldream·8h

I don’t want Paxton to win but I want Cornyn to lose

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tomato girl@visceraldream·9h

Oh god he was HOT but my instincts told me he was a lil creepy so I hit him with the I have a boyfriend but thank you…. What if he was my one chance at true love?

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tomato girl@visceraldream·9h

Openly weeping on the street and a man came up and asked for my number… I still got it 🙏😎

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tomato girl@visceraldream·10h

“Should I get my date an uber home” NO SHE SHOULD BE SLEEPING OVER GET YOUR GAME UP BIG DOG

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tomato girl@visceraldream·10h

I’m not gonna be a good mom I WILL be yelling

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tomato girl@visceraldream·12h

I had such a horrible day I want to DRINK and SMOKE but instead I am going to SOULCYCLE

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tomato girl@visceraldream·16h

spent 200 dollars on a blow dryer and if it doesnt change my life i'm killing myself

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tomato girl@visceraldream·16h

tomato girl tweet withut a typo that undermines your message challenge level impossible

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tomato girl@visceraldream·16h

I do heated yoga sculpt five days a week and irdc that it's not "effective exercise" cause like the point is that it makes me feel good. today i'm did yoga sculpt before work and i'm doing soulcycle after. i'm a woman!!!!

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tomato girl@visceraldream·16h

I did all 3 and it totally worked out

L ✨@oettinguin

what are we even supposed to do during our mid twenties? grad school? move to europe? have casual sex? no im serious like what now

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tomato girl@visceraldream·17h

for my high school graduation we wore white dresses and I grew up in oak park, IL

jezz@JezziiB

that they make these girls basically wear wedding dresses to their graduation while the boys get traditional caps and gowns is CRAZY work...Of course it’s in Alabama

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tomato girl@visceraldream·18h

saw someone saying they're looking for a "summer situationship" what you're looking for is a FLING goddamnit

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tomato girl@visceraldream·18h

being a receptionist is so funny like i'm guzzling a celsius so i can have the energy to water some plants

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tomato girl@visceraldream·22h

This is how I found out the knicks won

bri@bribrisimps

kylie jenner i hope you’re on nexplanon

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tomato girl@visceraldream·1d

I have a crush on a millennial is there some sort of crisis centre I can go to

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tomato girl@visceraldream·1d

I want to be dual incomes no children. in the sense that I want to have multiple incomes

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tomato girl@visceraldream·1d

Does anyone have an espn login I can use RIGHT NOW

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tomato girl@visceraldream·1d

@ChampagneNoona Yesss you clocked me

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chloé@ChampagneNoona·1d

@visceraldream And the square toe too? They’re cute! You’ll love them

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tomato girl@visceraldream·1d

The urban outfitters cashier held up the shoes I was buying and said “can you explain the hype with these”

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tomato girl@visceraldream·1d

@ChampagneNoona Yes 😭😭😭😭

chloé@ChampagneNoona·1d

@visceraldream Havianas?

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