Visitor Log

🛸FIELD REPORT #026 Human subjects will spend ten minutes searching for an item… Only to discover they have been holding it the entire time. This often includes phones, sunglasses, keys, or beverages. The subject rarely acknowledges the discovery. Instead, they pretend the search never occurred.👽

🛸FIELD REPORT #028 Human subjects become irrationally loyal to checkout lines. Even after neighboring lines begin moving significantly faster… They refuse to switch. Many would rather wait an additional five minutes than risk choosing the wrong line twice. The emotional commitment appears stronger than the desire to leave. End Report.👽

🛸FIELD REPORT #027 Human subjects refuse to throw away cardboard boxes. Even after removing the item inside, the container is stored “just in case.” Further observation confirms the box is never used again. It simply occupies valuable territory for several years before being quietly discarded. End Report.👽

🛸FIELD REPORT #028 Human subjects independently discovered chocolate. They independently discovered peanut butter. Then someone combined the two… Mission records indicate this may have been humanity’s greatest scientific achievement. Further testing is authorized. End Report.👽 #NationalPeanutButterAndChocolateDay

🛸FIELD REPORT #025 Humans announce they are leaving. Then continue talking in the doorway for another twenty-three minutes. Vehicles remain parked. Jackets remain on. No measurable progress toward departure is observed. We believe the phrase "I'm heading out" is ceremonial rather than factual. Which group is worse... family gatherings or neighbors? End Report.👽

🛸FIELD REPORT #026 Human subjects will spend ten minutes searching for an item… Only to discover they have been holding it the entire time. This often includes phones, sunglasses, keys, or beverages. The subject rarely acknowledges the discovery. Instead, they pretend the search never occurred.👽

@GregMaddenUSMC Good morning Greg

@visitorlog_23 Been there, done that! Good morning!

@bigsoup6_7 Sad but SO true!

@visitorlog_23 Big facts

@OldThumper1960 Thank you!

@visitorlog_23 Very cool drop my friend🙂

@kathae909 Thank you!

@visitorlog_23 Awesome 👌 👏 🔥 #TheCyberHouseCrew #PeanutButterAndChocolateDay

@bigsoup6_7 It’s delicious!

@visitorlog_23 So what do you think my friend

@SloPoke1369 @TheCyberHouse @Tami3621 @ButWhy_X Thank you! I got ya back!

@TheCyberHouse @Tami3621 @ButWhy_X @visitorlog_23 Got the one I didn't have and reposted

New members: @Tami3621 @ButWhy_X @visitorlog_23 Welcome to 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℂ𝕪𝕓𝕖𝕣 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖!

@lewhiteva @TheCyberHouse @Tami3621 @ButWhy_X Thank you Laura! I got ya back.

@TheCyberHouse @Tami3621 @ButWhy_X @visitorlog_23 Hello to the Cyber House!! Got visitorlog, the other 2 are mutual! 😁. Thanks so much Ed!

FIELD REPORT #024🛸 Subjects routinely arrive at their destination several minutes before entering. Instead of exiting the transport pod, they remain motionless while staring into a handheld illuminated rectangle. No communication appears urgent. No emergency is occurring. Mission objectives are simply delayed until one more scroll has been completed. Further observation required. End Report.👽

@RipGriffin3 @TheCyberHouse @Tami3621 @ButWhy_X Thank you!

@TheCyberHouse @Tami3621 @ButWhy_X @visitorlog_23 Welcome!

@bigsoup6_7 @TheCyberHouse @Tami3621 @ButWhy_X Good morning!

@TheCyberHouse @Tami3621 @ButWhy_X @visitorlog_23 Good Morning

@FlyOverStateIIc @TheCyberHouse @Tami3621 @ButWhy_X Thank you!

@TheCyberHouse @Tami3621 @ButWhy_X @visitorlog_23 Hi 👋 welcome