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u ever just crave being able to touch somebody

i’m gonna register my mutuals on gay porn sites if they keep ignoring my tweets

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4” — unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

fuckin polar opposites

you know the sex is good when you’re both reduced to acting like wild animals trying to tear each other apart

cosplay makeout sesh send tweet

time zones don't mean shit if i wanna talk to you

i paused my sex to tweet this

How do I say that I enjoy seeing cold and stoic male characters wearing lingerie and looking uncomfortable without sounding like an insufferable yaoi freak

you don’t love me and im being really brave about it

[dapping after sex] classic fuck

6 days into june and still no women to kiss. the homophobia is crazy.

sorry babe no time for sex, i need to go tweet for 5 likes

Me after using him for his body

yeah just jerk off in front of me sure whatever I don't even care anymore bro

genuinely excited to become a milf in a few decades it feels like ill unlock a new skill tree

im still forever sad on how expensive lingerie is,, like god forbid a femme wants to be pretty for her butch!!!!