conflict-free paella

here it is, my magnum opus: the signs as cuts of steak. disclaimer: price point is irrelevant, and public notoriety of the steak has nothing to do with favor upon a certain sign. this is based on my personal steak opinion and interpretation.

stroopwaffles are overrated

I know canonically it's accurate but i'm sure the writers had to be like ok how do we make this appear natural and not a continuity error

also sarah pigeons hair is a paid actor bc wdyfm she for no reason unties her hair mid fight and then for no reason again ties it back up later in the fight

I need to talk about love story with someone because I think the ending of episode 5 might be up there in most satisfying tv show endings this season, tied with HR ep 5

That moment you have to interview Ryan Gosling…but your tour bus broke down in the middle of the desert.

I am convinced a nugget ice maker will make me happier than i've ever been

my current wish is to go to ikea for swedish meatballs

4 days after the Bad Bunny halftime show….

this just in: loaded waters with chia seeds, fruit, and electrolyte packets. I don't know how I feel about the added sugar from the packets but chia seed water might be something

-enhanced waters with powders and syrups? entertaining, but no

my review of drinktok: -coffee drinks with ice, flavorings, and homemade flavored cold foams that create dreamy layers? yes -homemade gatorades with ice, coconut water, and actual fruit? also yes -energy drink cocktails with cold foam and syrups? no

"jus soli" should actually mean you get juice for life

listen I just wanna be sitting on my patio in the shade drinking an ice cold jugo de coco con pulpa

well hockey is a complicated and nuanced game, but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team

DO NOT OVERDO IT ON LUPINI BEANS

ETERNITY IS SO GOOD I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE

i love how there’s an entire generation of adults who know that Kyle XY was a TV show on abc about a boy with no bellybutton, and virtually nothing else

please take your shoes off before entering my spaceship