#!/Vittal/Aithal

@RobDenBleyker @hemantmehta I read that as dancing llamas. They'd work too though. 🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

Awaiting Kaiju attack in 5... 4... 3... bbc.com/news/videos/cn…

Bold reporting from the BBC

@JoeDoeBooks See what you did there 😉

I said hello, but it didn't reply. I suppose I should have expected that. Cos it's a... 😆

Lovely day in #Antwerp yesterday. Reminded me of #Cambridge what with the architecture and mad cyclists. That and streets named after superheroes 😂

Feed me more cars! @FacePics

@Radegund What did you do to make the pope break your finger??!!

@VP The power of prayer!

Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health. Happy Easter!

@JoeDoeBooks Your place is a bit on the wee side. Don't you think it'd clog things up?

I'd have this on the wall of my house. "Wooden Shoe"?

@maddenifico "Bit Sarcastic" = BS. Everything he says is "BS"

This is what a serial lying sociopath and carnival barking conman looks like. 😳👇

@Baddiel Does the "J" in JD stand for Jimbo?

I think its basically that Trump is the bully, but Vance is the bully's eternal side-cuck.

One of the astonishing things about the Oval Office Omnishambles is that JD Vance manages to be worse than Trump. It might seem impossible to be worse than a President who is bullying a leader representing a country standing up against annihilation but, credit to JD, he finds a way.

I was wondering what crazy thing would cause 2025 to crash and burn. And here it is...

How is this a headline and not a #crossword clue?

@Radegund Take a stroll down Ealing Road in Wembley. Plenty to choose from there. E.g laadki.co.uk/product-catego…

@Radegund Jodhpuri or Sherwani, though having buttons down the side is unusual

With leaflets! I'll get my coat...

@Support how do I go about change the age of a corporate x account? The age has been put in of the company founding but now x wants to delete all our previous posts because it thinks the company is too young?

This is life in #SpringfieldOhio. So sad. #eatingthepets #eatingthecats

@dakopinski @DanteAtkins Documented evidence! Can I have my $5000 now please?

@ACTcharity Great day out! Really proud to be part of the @CogniDox team!

What a final to the Cambridge Dragon Boat Festival, unbelievably close in the final but the ultimate champions were the Cosworth Paddle Shifters!! A huge congratulations to all the teams that took part, a fantastic for our charity!