Vivek Katarya

I was narrating Inception to my 2 month old, and it was such an exhilarating ride that she made poopy in her diapers by the end; I however made it to the toilet just in time!

An accurate progression of hair growth after a new haircut ~ Week 0-4: too short Week 5: perfect Week 6-10: too long #wednesdayMusing

I hope we start 2021 with @netflix switching the "Skip intro" function with "Show intro" instead!

#PartyParrot should be made a globally acceptable response to bring any online conversation to a logical conclusion.

In order to teach my toddler daughter the harsh realities of life, I will start with cutting the edges off the bread that she eats. That ought to teach her about taxes! I will also take a bite from her food every now and then as service charges.

I told my wife that when I am 'in the zone' when coding, I only grasp 20% of what she would be talking about. She adroitly compensates for it by talking 5x more.

@m_menghnani No way! Is she not 2 already :p

@vivek_kt *22 month old

The only thing that might make my 2 year old eat her food on her own accord is if we scatter it on the floor at random places.

Very few things in this world are worse than @PrimeVideo's app on Xbox!

Till today I am haunted by the thought of trailers playing by themselves when I open #Netflix

I don't think that people appreciate how different the voice to text experience on a Pixel is from an iPhone. So here is a little head to head example. The Pixel is so responsive it feels like it is reading my mind!

Now that we are supposed to wear masks in public places, Joke's on people who upgraded to phones with face unlock #CriesInPixel5

Question: What should taking another serving of Mediterranean bread be called? Answer: Re-pita!

Hey @netflix, just so you know - I speedily scroll past majority of your content without giving much heed, just so the trailers wouldn't automatically play.

Can't help but notice the glaring irony in Trump telling #Google that he is keeping a close eye on it!

@khatri_ashok It's brilliant, but since it's on Twitter already, I would rather not :(

@vivek_kt Something like this could work spring2019 , summer2019, fall2019 ....

When you start running out of variations of the only password you use because of change-in-three-months password policy at your organization, and fleetingly consider whether it's time to switch.

@ajayvaddadi I would want to be reborn just so I can die again like this!

Mee too !

@optimistAk I don't know man, it's hard to read her. I think she was just mad because I have nothing planned yet for mother's day :-/

@vivek_kt you are one lucky man. Wife saying no expectations!

According to my wife, I meet expectations as a husband because she doesn't have any expectations from me anyway #KO

Landed in Hawaii, and I want to unwind so hard that I already feel stressed under the pressure of doing that.