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I try to be honest about this generally, the good and the bad. But if anything, when talking to childless friends or colleagues, I do sometimes find myself downplaying how great it is and making a big stink about how tired I am.

Actually my grandparents got married because they were the last ones still unmarried in their friend group and then they made each other miserable for 61 years

Your grandparents met once at a church picnic and stayed married for 61 years. You have personally evaluated 11,000 people on your phone and eat dinner standing over a sink.

S tier: monogamy (devotion motivated) A tier: polyamory (jealousy transcended) B tier: monogamy (jealousy motivated) C tier: polyamory (hungry ghost) D tier: situationship (negotiated) F tier: situationship (hungry ghost)

Imagine like 1880 and your brain is so pure that a guy playing the fiddle around a campfire juices your dopamine so hard you literally get up and start dancing.