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1/3 📢 Notice to Licensed Urban Planners & Planning Firms in Rwanda The Rwanda Urban Planners Institute (RUPI) invites all registered and compliant members to the 2026 Pre-AGM Training Workshop & 2nd Annual General Assembly. 📅 16 April 2026 ⏰ 8:30 AM 📍 NISR Auditorium

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@KimKimuntu Que Dieu nous pardonne nos pechés 🙏🙏🙏

J’aimerais parler du gavage des filles en #Mauritanie. On appelle cette pratique “leblouh”. Et contrairement à ce que beaucoup veulent faire croire, ce n’est pas une vieille pratique du passé. Ça existe encore. Aujourd’hui. Dans notre pays. Il s’agit d’un gavage forcé de filles, de très jeunes filles, dans le but de les faire grossir rapidement afin qu’elles deviennent “mariables”. Concrètement, des fillettes peuvent être contraintes de boire des litres de lait chaque jour, d’ingérer des quantités énormes de couscous, de millet, de beurre ou d’huile, parfois jusqu’à atteindre 14 000 à 16 000 calories quotidiennes, soit plusieurs fois les besoins normaux pour une enfant. Quand les filles refusent de manger ou n’arrivent plus à avaler, elles subissent des violences physiques terrifiantes. La technique (plutôt torture) appelée “Azayar” consiste à coincer leurs orteils entre des bâtons, infligeant une douleur INTENSE pour les forcer à continuer à avaler. Et parfois quand certaines vomissent, on les oblige à réavaler leur propre vomi. Imaginez une enfant en larmes, le corps tordu de souffrance, forcée chaque jour à subir cela… Pourquoi cette pratique existe-t-elle ? À l’origine, dans les sociétés nomades sahariennes, un corps féminin volumineux n’était pas seulement valorisé, il était utilisé comme preuve de richesse et de prestige, réduisant les corps féminins à des marqueurs de statut. Au fil du temps, l’obésité est devenue le critère de beauté officiel ! seule une femme corpulente est considérée belle et “mariable” selon les attentes de la société… Mais ce n’est pas qu’une question d’apparence… le “leblouh” entretient le statut inférieur des filles en Mauritanie. Il est directement lié aux mariages précoces ! selon l’UNICEF, plus d’un tiers des filles sont mariées avant 18 ans et près d’un quart avant 15 ans….. Il faut aussi dire clairement une chose : le “leblouh” n’a pas disparu. Il a reculé dans certains milieux urbains, oui. Mais il existe encore, notamment dans des zones rurales. et il s’est même modernisé…. Des filles et femmes sont désormais contraintes de prendre des médicaments à base de corticoïdes, des stimulateurs de l’appétit ou des hormones de croissance, pour atteindre plus rapidement le corps “désiré”, car la pression familiale et sociale continue d’exiger qu’elles grossissent. Et surtout, il n’existe toujours pas de loi spécifique en Mauritanie qui interdise explicitement cette pratique. Elle n’est pas clairement nommée ni criminalisée… Mes pensées vont à ma grand-mère, dont les jambes portent encore les marques du “Azayar”. Et je pense à toutes ces filles qui ont perdu la vie à cause de cette horrifique pratique, ainsi qu’à celles qui ont survécu, portants leurs blessures chaque jour…. @frauleinmei

I have been rewatching the iconic #GakoSpeech by President #Kagame… and honestly, this might go down as one of his most direct speeches, calling out arrogance and empty pride among leaders. The message was directed at government leaders, but let’s be real, it shouldn’t stop there. If we are being honest, the private sector needs to hear this just as loudly. Across many companies, there is a worrying pattern. Individuals rise through the ranks because of discipline, competence, and results. But once they step into positions of authority like CEOs, Managing Directors, General Managers, Branch Managers, HR Managers, Operations Managers, Head of Departments…etc, something shifts. The humility that once defined them fades, and is replaced by unnecessary arrogance and ego-driven leadership. Why do many of them change? Is it the power, the title or the rise in pay that breeds this behavior? The truth is, arrogance doesn’t strengthen leadership. It weakens trust, kills morale and undermines performance. That is why this message from #PerezidaWacu should not stop at government offices. It should echo in boardrooms, offices, newsrooms and other workplaces across the private sector. True leadership is not about status, it’s about responsibility, humility and impact!

@Arden_2210 18

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@atensnut 1

I get 4. 🤷‍♀️

@WealthChakraa @ImtiazMadmood The problem is that it was being diluted. Of course Jesus wouldn’t dilute someones drink.

@ImtiazMadmood Russian priorities are undefeated. Three miracles and all he cares about is whether his drink stays vodka. That's the kind of conviction you can't teach.

Jesus walked into a bar, saw a Russian with a glass of water, and asked, "My son, are you a believer?" The Russian replied, "No." With a wave of his hand, Jesus changed it to a glass of wine. “Well my son, do you believe now?" The Russian frowned and shook his head. The next day Jesus went into the bar, saw the same man, and said “My son, are you a believer yet?" The Russian replied, "No." Jesus waved his hands and behold! The glass again was changed to wine. "Well my son, now you must surely believe,” said, Jesus, but the Russian just frowned and shook his head. On the third day, Jesus entered the bar and went over to the Russian. "My son, are you a believer yet?" The Russian looked up and snarled, "If I say yes will you leave my vodka alone?"

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@plongrade 🤦‍♂️

🚨🔥Un salafiste, hospitalisé à Paris après un attentat raté, se réveille d'un premier coma. Il voit alors un médecin à côté de son lit. Il l'interroge : Docteur, qui êtes - vous ? - Je suis le professeur Israël. (Véridique !) L’émotion est trop forte, c'est l'attaque cardiaque... Les médecins se précipitent et réussissent à le ranimer. Où suis-je ? demande-t-il à nouveau. - Vous êtes à Villejuif, répondent en chœur les médecins. Nouvelle attaque. Le cardiologue prévient : - Encore une alerte comme celle-ci et je ne réponds plus de rien ! Le barbu ouvre alors encore une fois les yeux et tente une question anodine pour reprendre le contact avec la réalité : Quel temps fait-il dehors ? Et tous de répondre en chœur : - Maussade On n'a pas pu le ranimer. La troisième attaque lui a été fatale.

@MikeBales 😂😂😂🍻

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen: "What's for dinner, my love—chicken, beef, or lamb?" I said, "I believe I'll have the chicken, please." She replied, "You're having the soup, you fat bastard. I was talking to the dog!” How was your night?

@Rainmaker1973 Resiliente

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@InsideLucysHead So it was all about cash and selling, don’t care about quality product 🤔

A billionaire buys an elephant... Two billionaire friends meet. After a casual conversation, one of them finally asks, So, how's your home life? The other answers, ''Couldn't be better! I bought an elephant!'' The other guy looks at him, astonished. ''An elephant? Have you gone mad?'' The guy replies, smiling, ''Oh, man, let me tell you, it's the best purchase in my life! He's grazing on the lawn, making it nice and even. Kids love him! Always riding his back and sliding down his trunk, it keeps them outside instead of in front of the screen all day. My wife loves him too! He's super strong and helps her with moving things around when I'm not home. And let me tell you, the best thing is, it's kind and smart, the best pet I've ever had! The other billionaire scratches his chin. 'Yeah, that sounds kind of amazing, actually! How much did you pay for him?' The guy replies, 'A million quid! Worth every penny, it's a steal at this price.' The other billionaire says, 'Sell him to me for two million?' 'No, what are you saying? Sell him? He's like family!' 'Three million!' 'I don't know, man. You really can't put a price on this kind of friendship and usefulness!' 'Alright, five million!' 'Five million? Well, okay, man, I'll sell him to you, but only because we're friends.' In a few weeks, the two billionaires meet up again. The guy who bought the elephant is angry as hell. As soon as he sees the other guy, he starts yelling: 'What THE HELL did you sell to me? Not only does he NOT graze the lawn, he completely destroyed all my greenery and trees! There's elephant dung EVERYWHERE, it smells even inside the house! And what was that about kids? They are TERRIFIED of the thing, it's aggressive and massive, and scary! I cannot sleep because he trumpets ALL THE TIME. My wife has been having nightmares, and now I won't hear the end of her bickering until I die! IT'S AWFUL, the worst purchase in my life!' The other billionaire looks at him and says: 'Well, man, I don't know what to say, with that attitude, you'll never sell an elephant!'

@Gosleepriya #3

Test your brain? Let's go?

@raslebol2026 Que des voleurs qui passent par là…

J'avoue, j'ai ri 😂

@Soaringeagle45 😂😂😂

The cop comes up to the window and says “Congrats! You were the 1st person I saw today going 45 miles per hour…and today is Safety Day, you win 50 dollars!” The man smiles and says “Good! I thought you were pulling me over because you saw me throw the glass bottle out the window.” A woman in the passenger seat sighs and says “Don’t mind him, officer, he’s a smart ass when he’s drunk.” A man in the back stirs awake and says, “Crap! I knew we wouldn’t get far in a stolen car!” Then the officer hears a knocking sound from the trunk and a heavily accented voice says “Hey…are we over the border yet?”

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Every government program summed up in one picture…

Your presence and contribution have left an indelible mark on the people of Jamaica. You have helped to change lives and restore hope with every roof that was replaced and every household that benefitted from your intervention. Thank you, Rwanda Defence Force!

@SaqibBanbh90290 18

Brian test...!!! 99% lose 1% win

Socrate Quand quelqu’un vient vers toi avec une rumeur… rappelle-toi du test des trois filtres de Socrate. Un jour, dans la Grèce antique, un homme s’approcha de Socrate, tout excité : — « Tu veux savoir ce que j’ai entendu sur ton ami ? » Socrate répondit calmement : — « Attends un instant. Avant de parler, faisons passer cela à travers trois filtres. » — « Trois filtres ? » — « Oui. Le premier est la vérité : es-tu certain que ce que tu veux me dire est vrai ? » — « Eh bien… non. On me l’a simplement raconté. » — « Je comprends. Deuxième filtre : la bonté. Ce que tu veux me dire est-il quelque chose de positif ? » — « Non, au contraire… » — « Donc tu veux me dire quelque chose de négatif, sans être sûr que ce soit vrai. Voyons le troisième filtre : l’utilité. Est-ce que cela m’apporte quelque chose de bon de le savoir ? » — « Pour être honnête… non. » Alors Socrate conclut : — « Si ce n’est ni vrai, ni bon, ni utile… pourquoi m’en parler ? » 🌿 Une leçon simple mais puissante. Elle protège les relations, elle allège nos vies et elle rend le monde un peu meilleur.

@hvgoenka 😂

Donald trump wanted to paint the White House. He called three contractors for quotes. The Chinese guy quoted $3 million. The European guy quoted $7 million. The Indian guy quoted $10 million. Trump asked the Chinese guy “How did you quote $3 million?” The Chinese guy replied “$1 million for paint, $1 million for labor and $1 million profit.” Trump asked the European guy. He replied: “$3 million for paint, $2 million for labor and $2 million profit.” Trump asked the Indian guy. He replied: “$4 million for you. $3 million for me. And we will give $3 million to the Chinese guy and ask him to paint it.” The Indian guy got the contract. 😄