vlush

i pray tomorrow everyone has such a good day full of honest human connection and small natural wonders

since the michelin people are only doing minneapolis & not st paul ive appointed myself “michelada inspector” and awarding restaurants on a scale of 1 to 3 helmets 🪖⛑️👷‍♂️

Take note Rudy haters…been trying to explain this for four years.

for me its close to 100%

what percentage of tiktok redownloads happen on the toilet ?

#brentfaiyaz #lemmeheardat

@tony_arteta just finished it was a blast thank god for PTA

@vlush I think you’ll enjoy OBAA :)

One Battle At a Time snack list 🎥: popcorn, Foxtrot sour gummies, 2 Reese’s Cups, little white chocolate bar & a Bails chocolate chip cookie

@tony_arteta text list to follow format: - chex mix (homemade) - some cheeses (cheddar muenster manchego) - honeycrisp apple slices - popcorn - hummus - good thins + pretzel crisp - apple cider - pellegrino w/ lemon - rishi tea

@tony_arteta chiming in here, snacks for at home double-feature tonight- one battle after another + stuck in love- looking pretty good

it feels like cell phone company “on us” promos are more financially complex than the stuff that caused the 2008 crisis

honesty hour

i think if i wrote and recorded a song that i knew was potentially an all-timer classic i might honestly keep it tucked just for me and my friends

happy wednesday everyone hope you’re enjoying the sunshine and making the most of this lovely hump day personally im doing a lot of errands

my account is NOT hacked i thought the copy on the cub foods coupon was poetic

Buy 2 Family Size Oreos get $1 Off Milk

might have tweeted this before but does anyone else ever put premium/super gas in their car every once in a while as a little treat for your car like wet food for cats

mr beast is the poster child of societal collapse

needless to say a supremely nauseating vibe

the most insane thing i’ve done this week is listening to Stravinsky Rite of Spring b2b w/ Sabrina Carptenter Man’s Best Friend

are we getting reflective today or what ?? its raining in minneapolis

some cool stuff i did so far today: - took an insanely hot shower - made delicious pourover coffee - drank coffee and ate banana - took a couple meetings - looked at iphone 17 information - made a hot playlist - domed 2x fresh wok eggrolls