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I cried

wait… if you’re circling back and i’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation??

The devil works hard… Paul @HeymanHustle works harder #WrestleMania41

I just spent the last two hours texting with @ChatGPTapp about everything in my brain causing chaos included detailed calculations on the microeconomic unrest in my life and to say I’m less worried would be a lie but do I have a way better plan? Also no.

What book made u cry the most? - @markhoppus memoir when blink blows up -markhoppus memoir when mark & tom are fighting -markhoppus memoir when blink breaks up x2 -markhoppus memoir when mark gets and then beats cancer -markhoppus memoir when blink gets back together

#slimjimwrestlemaniasweeps I hope he picks me #PICKME

Pouring one out for d lynch :(

Canadians are literally not allowed to make money in any way shape or form and it’s so annoying.

Would give my left ear for Julia fox to have been one of the housewives of nyc in season 11

All I want for Christmas is for mark duplass to hack an axe into my skull @MarkDuplass pls

Best memes of last week

Same

If the wellness advice says something to the effect of “don’t go on your phone at night” , I know it’s a crock of shit.

The corporate equivalent of unbuckling your pants after a big meal is getting drunk at lunch and leaving your body suit unhooked

hello @RecordingAcad this is the most important artist of the year

I saw wicked last night and there was a very grumpy, but handsome, middle aged man glaring at people who go to movies once every 5 yrs & don’t know the unwritten movie theatre etiquettes. Raised by baboons. Many wet coughing iPad kids and now I’m worried I have walking pneumonia.

Waste mans informing drizzy that Kendrick dropped while he was taking a sh!t

Jack antonoff leaving the studio after he produced for Kendrick Lamar

Watching the seven fishes episode of The Bear was more relaxing than watching this election