Dick Hammerbush

don't argue with anyone on the internet, there is no freedom of speech on sns, will get blocked, or a/c will get suspended. Idiot, remember you can only experience the best emotions if you take things to the extreme, and you can only do that kind of stuff in your imagination.

stray dogs follow me like pigs

i could post my suicide message here and someone would end up retweeting it

sweet dreams red stay always ahead

a lot of u deserve to be alone for the rest of ur lives genuinely

@lisathebeauty1 editor edits that stuff out

why do girls in books never have their period

the words I'm trying to think of have just magically disappeared from my head, jerry has used the mega flash to wipe my mind clean again

Nutted in 3.14 seconds call that cream π

I never had a face, I always wore a mask. I once borrowed it from a nameless monster and forgot to give it back cause its older brother ate it alive

don’t commit suicide that shit kills you

i was born in reverse, every breath of mine is a mistake, so I must quit oxygen and inhale hydrogen to become a super saiyan

I’d rather live in the United States with “illegal” immigrants than racists

do men actually think boobs are full of milk instead of fat im fucking screaming

the ceiling knows everything about me cause it watches me like a hawk, the floor knows nothing about me cause like a creep it looks up at my butt

The United States doesn’t even believe teeth should be part of a health plan lmao

my hands do not belong to me, they rightfully belong to my human urges

Finishing a book I don't like so I can be an educated hater.

i am forgotton, I am a ghost, I am not real. I am not real. I am a past memory interacting with my alter egos

why do men always speak to me like they’re explaining stuff to me. i’m smarter than you. go touch grass and stop talking to women.

there is someone living rent free in my head, he is teaching me to stay away from gingers and redheads

@es9003505189906 hitchike, take the alleys, give auditions offline and meet strangers on dates

i want someone to hurt me really badly