Alan “KOD” Jackzyn

Was a great masters. It’s over

It’s time Josh Heupel. Hand him the check

Just for safe measure

Went to the bar with my backpack. Laptop was never opened

Wore my cup today. Can’t hurt me

Have never felt so exposed in my life. Feel like I just got stripped naked and fucked on live television

Braves.

Chris stussy says to believe in yourself today

20 minutes for the rest of our lives. Right here. Right now.

@CptJohnDiddler @heathforthevols How do you score game winners. Don’t you play golf?

@voldaddy123 @heathforthevols Was my nick name in cus I scored so may game winners. Any other questions KOBAP?

Feeling like being a douche today

@CptJohnDiddler @heathforthevols I don’t give a fuck. How does “cpt clutch” even apply to you John?

@voldaddy123 Change ur name back. It’s getting gay now. This is to far. @heathforthevols look at this homo

Another day another evo witch with being spammed on the shitter during class

I’m not sure how this week could ever be topped

Why the fuck does Jaylen Carey play basketball? Just give the guy pads and a helmet

Vols defecated themselves. Just like @cooterdiddler67

Are we ass at hoops?? Stinky vols

Just absolutely shit myself. So are the vols in Gainesville as we speak

I mean it would be really funny if ole miss won it all right after retard kiffin left for another job…. Again

The reason I never wanted to work at this stupid ass shitter golf course again has never felt more clear