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@KhanSaba1278 George Carlin must be one of the four. Richard Pryor also a must.

If Robin Williams already has one spot (which we think is well-earned) on the Mount Rushmore of comedians… who deserves to be in the other three spots?

@pirooooon3 It's not a matter of if it would be better if guns didn't exist. They do, and for Americans, having guns ensures security. And as Americans we have the freedom to choose if we want to own a gun or not. Other countries don't give their citizens the same freedom.

アメリカ人に聞きたい！ 銃は必要か？ 出来ればない方がよい？ 私は1度、射撃場で銃を撃った事があるが 銃はない方が良いと思った 日本には絶対にいらない アメリカには銃社会になる歴史があったのは理解している

@GrowingUpRetro Stripes. And Francis needs to lighten up!

One of my all-time favorites. Can you name it?

@BhattiLaib9960 The sub total is high by $9. Should be $25.47, not $34.47.

I bet you can’t spot what’s wrong on this Texas Roadhouse receipt in under 10 seconds...

@RealJamesWoods What I find amazing is why the people of California didn't remove him from office knowing the things he has done. And even more amazing some consider him a viable presidential candidate for 2028. Both seem quite ridiculous to me.

Here we have this lying scumbag trying to blame the criminal negligence that burned the Palisades to the ground on the Democrats’ favorite fictional boogeyman, Climate Change. The “jazz hands” certainty is always the big clue he’s lying through his teeth.

@TulsiGabbard @ODNIgov Thank you Tulsi for your continued service to our country and praying for you and your husband as you go through this diagnosis and treatment.

I am deeply grateful for the trust President Trump placed in me and for the opportunity to lead @ODNIgov for the last year and a half. Unfortunately, I must submit my resignation, effective June 30, 2026. My husband, Abraham, has recently been diagnosed with an extremely rare form of bone cancer. He faces major challenges in the coming weeks and months. At this time, I must step away from public service to be by his side and fully support him through this battle.

@therealamy86 Oh, how society today needs George to set them straight.

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits. Only the cool kids won’t need to look this up.

@Murk441 Utah

I have 18 cars for anybody you can name a U.S. state that does NOT have the letter "E" in it.

@dustinrhodes Beef stir fry. Cabbage, carrots, broccoli, peppers, onion, ground beef, soy sauce, chili sauce, and spices to taste. A quick and easy meal with ground beef, even previously frozen.

Meatballs

A little girl went fishing with her dad and caught a massive fish with her tiny rod. She may not remember this moment… but her father will never forget it.

@lady_valor_07 Working the late shift and needing some food.

What’s your first thought when you see this meal?

@Beno10_MFC I am going with D. The stem of the whisk is longer than the other three. Also the bowl appears to sit on the base lower. Those are my observations.

Strong eye test. Which stand mixer is different? 99% people failed.

@ZeekArkham If you wear it in the wrong place, a target is what anyone wearing it would be. Crazy price for a watch if you ask me. I can't see paying Rolex prices and this makes those seem like a Timex without the limited edition Dora theme (seeing if you pick up on the movie reference).

Okay, honest question, since I’m just a regular dude from South Jamaica, NY… What makes this watch worth 6.5 million? Like, what am I getting for that much money? Does the watch transform? Will it grill me a burger? Will it help me gain another 20lbs of muscle? I’d ask if it would improve my looks, but it doesn’t seem to be working on Jay-Z, so no… Honestly, I’d rather sell that watch, buy a truck and house, and have a couple million left over. If anyone could let me know what a 6.5 million dollar watch does for me, let a brutha know.

@PeterBurnsESPN Depending on who you are playing against, distance to the closest urgent care center. Some people take pickleball very seriously. Be careful!

Playing Pickleball for the 1st time ever tomorrow. What do I need to know?

@lady_valor_07 Lincoln Logs. Built so many things with those as a kid.

@ThrillaRilla369 Tombstone or any of the Equalizer movies with Denzel.

Name a movie you’ve watched at least 5 times… and would still watch again tonight if it came on. No overthinking 🎬

@honeymoon250 She looks like she is having an enjoyable day.

Sydney Sweeney without makeup and wearing glasses, thoughts???

@DyerbolicalDB Loved his character in Cross, Season 2. Have not seen him play such a complex character and he did it well.

This guy is a legend. Name a Matthew Lillard role that is not from Scream...

@QTHESTORMM The 2027 looks amazing.

I just ordered 10 New 2027 All Black Tesla Cyber trucks I will be giving all of these away to followers tomorrow at 9pm EST! Like and comment to be entered into the raffle!

@Sofia50020Sofia Ask her how long she spends cleaning them?

When your date takes you to see her “precious collection” and this is what you see What do you do?