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@IchimCristi69 @PlisskenPatriot Literary had that exact scenario happen to me years ago

how your gf looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2019:

I dare you to beat my wallpaper ☁️

@Stone_tossers I bought a usb c cable from IKEA for 2€. Works better than the original one

@AChap51 @AsanniArmon How is it easier to eat something bland compared to something tasty. I would add some black pepper paprika and garlic to that and it would be actually good compared to the slop they made.

@AsanniArmon It's easier to eat without it tbh. That meal isn't to taste good, that meal is to be eaten with a big spoon in like 6 bites. Maybe add cholula

So I know this is a joke but question: Why is seasoning skipped when people start bulking?

Women will never understand how deeply aggravating that question is

@TheCleanCarClub DIY more like WHY I DIE

DIY car jack

the 20s experience

The new guy at the kebab place is kinda weird ngl

@blondehotcoffee They definitely smash together when they are both turned on

do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

@NoahXVeil Smh and i thought i was cool when i stole a cactus from a mcdonalds for fucking up my order one time

My brother stole a mcdonalds trash can for his house?????