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@vomitugw

18, she/her, strawpage: https://t.co/wXlgV3RSLj

Katılım Şubat 2022
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pharmacists will go “do not consume alcohol with this medication,” like bitch do you expect me to dry swallow eight of these capsules?
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me: look little german boy, it’s the greatest of all time little german boy: oh mein goat
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@thk6634 happy birthday!! 🎉🎉 i hope ur day’s been terrific so far
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M⎊llie (III. Maestoso)@keepitonice·
i almost just dropped my phone on my face but I dodged last second, my life just flashed before my eyes
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call her a migraine the way she’s giving me head til i ache
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@0calpony LMAOOO this is so spot on, they really would start saying something like “he bye-byed himself..”
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critically acclaimed sequel to The Hi Hi Man
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me to my friend when we’re done w the hangout:
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angelo ☕️@caffeineslushie·
i want to show you guys too, this beautiful horse pendant necklace i got thanks to rem showing me!!! its the most beautiful thing in the world to me...as you all know i adore horses
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guy who downs an entire bottle of white wine before his colonoscopy because "it's a clear liquid"
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get off your high horse....and tell it to stop smoking all my weed for fucks sake!!!!
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you're gonna get it. (receding hairline)
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@mesmerlimia tool fan who resells concert tickets for a massive upcharge so they make enough profit to afford the fetus in skull half-scale maquette
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thrift store called badwill where everything is criminally overpriced
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or is this just some online resellers
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