vilbert .

@Evilwizarding / BE NICE TO ME YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO FIND IT YET

@PrettyBunHead // sHE'S APPARENTLY NOT DONE SETTING IT UP YET XD XD BUT I JUST SAW A SOPPING WET RED MAGE JUST CRYIN AS A PFP //

// I accidentally found my wife's secret Red Mage account?????????? //

— community, but i've never heard of it. ” as if drizz'l would let anything like that out of his sight! unlike his swords.. “ is it new? ” hook, line, AND sinker. maybe garland had some funds left over from previous bake sales that weren't cashed in for .. giant glue traps.

staring, a bit dumbfounded. so much so, he trips over what looks to be a halloween decoration of a skeleton in chains. reaaal scary. stumbling, huffing, and swiping at his robes. “ is that like.. really a thing? that type of thing would totally be a hit in the LARP —

— mindset. like a character voice, y'know? ” he really WAS a nerd, wasn't he? more than a little happy to explain something like this.

turning his head to look at the elf, more than a little confused. “ it adds flavor to my character.. you just don't understand. ” ignoring the skittering noises as they moved below the ground floor, as you do. “ keeps me in character too. it's a good way to get into the game —

“ ... what do you mean? the last century peaked with it's manner of speech. ” really, being 500 years old had it's perks. or disadvantages, if other's found your word choices absolutely annoying. and general personality too. “ why wouldn't i talk like this? ”

— breath. “ just follow me, i guess.. let me be thou light while we journey through the deep, dank underbelly of the temple of fiends.. ” it's fully lit. to the staircase!

letting out a long, drawn out sigh. like his entire life was so drastically inconvenienced by having to do a singular thing for someone who / wasn't / himself ( or his goth friends. ) “ fiiine ... i thought you elves were supposed to be smart. ” muttering that bit under his —

sneezing.

— basement. i think he calls it the 'earth floor' to sound cooler. prithee, elf, make sure none of those get out.. they'll send garland into a fit. ” pointing to the stone floor. was that his way of giving directions? probably.

turning around at the sound of the elf approaching. wait .. doesn't that look like that light warrior elf? peering into the bucket and / swiftly / looking away. not long enough to realize they were dead. guess he brought drizz'l some new pets. “ uh yeah.. go check the —

/ as a btw: i am not scary, i just have terrible tone over text 😭 feel free to interact or dm

@Evilwizarding / hi bebe!! 💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💞💕💞 i miss u sm!! 💕💞💕💞💕💕💕💞💞💞💞💞💕💞💕💕💞💕

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/ me finally getting to replies weeks after the fact is the main reason i stopped writing 😭 hello again

— death. annoying, as usual. “ cmonn .. can you at least try not to ruin the larp this time? i'm telling you, rock paper scissors isn't as lame as the preppy kids say.. you just don't understand. nobody does.. ” shut him up before i do.

was he / ever / good at aiming those attacks? startling the poor vampire with the loud crack of thunder and bright, searing light. light that would TOTALLY singe a vampire, had it been any other one than vilbert. no, he was a firm believer of his "character" having a cool —

— decomposing wizard. it would totally ruin my new vans. ” for one; his "new" shoes looked artificially distressed, rendering them useless in the "looking new department". two; he can levitate. in character.

“ ... yeah, okay. i guess it could work.. if we had like, a ton of glue. ” thinking back on the vile-smelling wizard. his nose crinkled at the memory. rats don't smell / that / bad. “ pray tell, where art thou putting them after they get caught? i don't wanna step in —

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