Voo Doo

@lemonade_grrrl Is right foot envy a thing?

god won't let me die‼️

Don’t take its call #HowIProtectMyHeart

Brand placement. Know you audience. 🍆

#LetMeHypnotizeYouBy watching Phoebe Cates in slow motion

@lemonade_grrrl Agony is timeless

No Ice Ice Baby #WateredDownSongs

Swearing in the Rain #WateredDownSongs

I Can’t Start the Feeling #WateredDownSongs

Who Left the Booze Out? #WateredDownSongs

Improv Actor #AlternativeJobDescription

Look Who’s Gawking #ASongOrMovieForPackages

The Porch Pirates of the Caribbean #ASongOrMovieForPackages

Ketchup at the White House is about to go airborne. 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘆 cnn.com/2025/11/24/pol…

#AllIWantForThanksgiving is a nice hit of tryptophan

#ThereMustBeSomethingAbout churning butter

#IfIWereInAMusicBand it would be called Blah Blah Ginger

#IfIWereInAMusicBand I would demand bigger bread in my contract

#IfIWereInAMusicBand I would play lead cow bell

“It is my honor to endorse, with full and total support, Megyn R. Kelly as Madam of Mar-a-Lago.” — Senile Satan

#ISayTheRightThingsExceptWhen when I open my mouth