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Voodooturd

@voodooturd

Katılım Ekim 2009
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Dear Son.
Dear Son.@DearS_o_n·
Men who stopped drinking alcohol, what did you replace it with???
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💔 Boy alone
💔 Boy alone@Boyalonefy·
This has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen today😂😂😂
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Voodooturd@voodooturd·
@omgsidewalks weekends. pretty much never had a free weekend until late 20s. always had to help make ends meet from earliest age.
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was luxury when you were a kid
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Voodooturd@voodooturd·
@PeterMcCormack @OrevaZSN i love seeing posts like this because i know my competition is cooked. living in the best time ever to be born a human and people bitch about 40 hours a week. MMAAANNN LIFE IS GUD.
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Peter McCormack 🏴‍☠️🇬🇧🇮🇪
We live in a unique and new period of life where people feel entitled. The entire history of humans is hard work and early death. The people before you went to war, worked in factories or on farms, back breaking just to get by. You have central heating, inside toilets and mobile phones and you are crying about a 40 hour week.
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
I’ll say it again and again. Working 8 to 9 hours a day, 5 to 6 days a week, 11 months a year just to barely afford one week of vacation is a form of systemic violence. You do not work to live, you live to work.
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Voodooturd@voodooturd·
almost everyone who bitches not getting promoted at work claims they “go above and beyond” but no one actually does. people who complain should be taken with an grain of salt. if you ACTUALLY go above and beyond is a place with upward mobility, you will get it. (unless your personality is so garbage that you can’t get along with people)
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
I'm 22. Please recommend to me oddly specific life tips. No general “surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible please.
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Voodooturd@voodooturd·
@bluewmist i’m a pothead but my wife is straight edge; never been drunk or high. she sleeps a lot also we are very very busy, when you slow down you get depression.
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blue
blue@bluewmist·
Sober people (no alcohol, nicotine, drugs, etc ever), what is your end of day or weekend "wind-down"?
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Voodooturd@voodooturd·
another reminder that gaming crypto and everyone who pushed that narratives needs to be called out. thank fuck only retards fell for such a dumb narrative.
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Voodooturd@voodooturd·
@ctreid89 this person who wasn’t promoted was leading several programs and improved up on it and we tried to just bump him up to a position but HR literally said he can’t get the position cause he doesn’t meet 5 years of experience when he had 4 lololol.
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Voodooturd@voodooturd·
lololol this shit almost never works and most likely it’ll backfire. i had a colleague who was denied a promotion who clearly deserved it and he did all that shit in the video and took it to the top top. afterwards the company changed all job description and requirements for future positions and this person got screwed. now because of golden handcuffs he is stuck as fuck a weak cause he took back his resignation letter and now we know he can’t go anywhere else. i personally am rooting for him but you fuck with HR and they will fuck you over.
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Lucy
Lucy@TheLucyShow1·
Car people help! I don’t get it 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Voodooturd@voodooturd·
rofl looks like ma boi Pamp has been fully captured by @PeterSchiff . PAMP GOLD in costco near you.
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shiro@焼肉たべさせて下さい。
親愛なるアメリカ兄貴たち このポストが見えていますか? あなたが知っている もっとも有名な日本人の名前を 教えて下さい。
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Voodooturd@voodooturd·
@kamipapa2 i am immigrant from South Korea and my allegiance is with USA all the way. it’s a hallow cesspool of misery over there.
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かみぱっぱ
かみぱっぱ@kamipapa2·
日本人でも外国の人でも構わないんだけどさ。 ちょっと聞きたいんだけど… 生まれる国を選べるのであれば、世界中の国のどこに産まれたい? 私は一つしか選べないというなら迷わず日本かな。 色んな国に行ったけど、おおよその分野で高水準にまとまってるのがその理由。
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Voodooturd@voodooturd·
X is not different but i don’t have depression or anxiety that im trying to fix. also should elaborate further; facebook came out when i was 17 and up until 30-32 ish i don’t do any social media at all. also you cant even consider what im doing social media cause im only on X shit posting about crypto. i think most if not all depression and anxiety comes from constantly looking at other people having a good time in social media and comparing your life multiple times a day cannot be healthy for you; Especially if most of it is fake as fuck.
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Voodooturd@voodooturd·
get rid of your phone. social media is literally 95%+ responsible for this depression and anxiety shit. i’m literally the only one that i know that didn’t the social media cool aid when facebook first came out and the ONLY one without some stupid ass depression., anxiety or other mental bullshit.
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Dear Son.
Dear Son.@DearS_o_n·
Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression to a man?
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Voodooturd@voodooturd·
@DonAlt this is the most retard take since you are a scammer your self who peddles utility vaporware garbage with 95% of the supply preallocated to insiders and grifters (like yourself) and launched at Billions. your single account is responsible destruction peoples lives.
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DonAlt
DonAlt@DonAlt·
One thing I've learned over my years in crypto is that scammers always get what they deserve You go down that route, the only thing that awaits you is misery You might be happy in the short-term, long term you're cooked though As someone that doesn't scam that's comforting
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Voodooturd@voodooturd·
@vers_laLune it’s basically lazy people who can’t even cook for them selves.
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Voodooturd@voodooturd·
@PATRIOT2117 this is like a legend passed down from college generation to the next. i heard about this story even before i was conceived in da womb.
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RedAlways@PATRIOT2117·
A student shows up 30 minutes late to his final exam. Professor: You’re late! Automatic fail! Student: Please professor! My car broke down! I studied all night! Professor: Not my problem! The student proceeds to sit down and answer all of the questions on the exam. Professor: You’re wasting your time! Automatic zero! When he finishes, the student sighs, walks to the front of the room and looks at the humongous stack of completed exams… at least 500 papers! He shoves his exam right into the middle of the pile. Professor: Hey!! What are you doing? I’m not grading that! The student turns around slowly: Professor, do you know who I am? Professor: No I do not!! And frankly, I don’t care!! The student smiles and says: Perfect!
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