🔮 Voodoo Coochie

Low effort men are low value men 🤷🏽‍♀️

@1future @RapGemineye Made two whole albums beefing wit a nigga just to link back up w him 2 years later is some straight hoe shit no matter how niggas try to dress it up!

A lot of you never held any leadership role prior to marriage. Not your offices, not in associations you belong to, not even headboy of your primary school, so marriage is the one place you finally get to be the local champion leader you’ve been having wet dreams about. Pathetic

Lmao!!!

You really gotta run a strict program or your life will be a circus

the way i actually learned something omfg😭

How can you be bored when you’ve got a career to build, a body to perfect and a mind to make smarter. It’s always something to do!

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

You can’t make this up 😭

Why Boomers hate remote work: 1. They hate their wives 2. Work is their identity 3. They hate their families 4. They love to gossip 5. Control

He’s able to see the world for the first time ❤️

the tongue is so powerful, speak good over your life at all times.

Yall think Drake’s word play is so sophisticated because most of yall read below grade level. 😂

THE VOLCANO ERUPTING??? OH HE ATE THAT SO BAD OMFG😭😭😭

Me in the group chat reading everyone's message but not saying anything

My coworker dumped her entire workload on me for months because she was “overwhelmed.” Then she got promoted using projects I practically completed for her. At her celebration dinner she toasted herself for “always grinding harder than everyone else.” The next morning, I emailed management a detailed timeline showing who actually did the work , receipts, drafts, timestamps, everything. Two weeks later, her promotion was “under review.”

@LumenX_ God do it for me!

If you are holding your phone right now, write "God do it for me".

To be courted, considered & prayed for 🫶🏽

Gotta cleanse the TL of Drake

Congratulations to all of the women who said goodbye to a loser this year 🥂

They called Michelle Obama a man for years while Melania over here looking like Caitlyn Jenner