Incorrect Taejin

Taehyung: Ugh, the door is locked. We can't sneak in. Seokjin: Pssh, please. Picking locks is my specialty. Seokjin: *throws a brick at the window* Seokjin: Okay, let's go!

Seokjin: Seeya guys, I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Taehyung: Uh, mine just says "Taehyung, no." Seokjin: I want you to apply it to every possible situation

(im just joking we are not going anywhere WOOP WOOP

i gotta retire bro yall dont even need me🙏

@bangtanbaby0109 Haha absolutely, go ahead!! 🤗💕

Peço permissão pra usar esse diálogo na minha au 🙏🏻

Taehyung: What makes you think I'm flirting with you? Seokjin: Why are you naked in my bed? Taehyung: Don't change the subject.

Taehyung, drunk, pointing at Seokjin: That's my boyfriend, fuckers! Seokjin: Your husband, sweetheart. Taehyung, overjoyed: My husband! EVEN BETTER!

stealing our job

@koomiiholic it’s totally okay! <3

@voojwancorrect stole this for jikook sorry thank you

@ARMYofAzkaban please do it 🥹

@voojwancorrect Hilarious, I wanna do a jihope version now 😭🙌

Seokjin: *sobbing* Taehyung: Baby, what’s wrong? Seokjin: I just realized something… Taehyung: Yes? Seokjin: *wipes tear from his eye* Seokjin: I’m so damn hot, and you’re lucky to have me.

Taehyung: Wow, you look very handsome today! Jimin, whispering to Seokjin: Compliment him back, hyung! Seokjin: I really like your back. Jimin, frantic: No! I meant, say something nice about him! Seokjin, pouting: But I do really like his back... Jimin: Seokjin: ...Side.

Seokjin: Do you ever just see something that completely changes your life and you're like, wow. Taehyung: I saw you. Seokjin: That is so cute and sweet of you and honestly makes this a little awkward because I was about to show you fanart of Jungkook as a turkey