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Pop em like funko

Arbys stands in direct opposition to every idea and concept i have ever had of a good life

Rickson at the costco #yeah #thatway

I ate 3 krispy kreme donuts and felt my body dying i felt time slowing down

Life hurts and is terrible but occasionally you get new pants

@tokidokifiend #rickson

lowballed someone on grailed so bad. this is what life is all about

Corn: the honey of the ground

Never kill yourself

Its 2:37 am and im watching a video on how to make bundt cake lasagna

Giving up restraint for lent

im eating all this free candy

The lesson here is that sometimes the biggest haters are in your home

My girl said i overcooked this steak but we cut it open and it was wall to wall pink with perfect crust

Washing the top of my head

@ideafucker Im fucking with the word choice

im good i wanna #RawDog life and bust emotions everywhere

went to a psychiatrist to get a thorough evaluation of my mental state so i could feel more secure and productive in therapy/life in general and left an hour later with a zoloft prescription

Named my firstborn son Angus cuz he was a big mis steak!

Golf on nintendo sports for switch is the best thing ever

@tokidokifiend Have you heard of clowns, you would love them fr

@tokidokifiend Let them taste the blade