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Why is gray the color and grey is the descriptor? But gray can also be the descriptor but grey isn’t the color? Like what’s the purpose here

Still relevant

JD Vance just permanently looks mad

I can’t wait for the memes to follow The State of The Union

The travel ban alert that just went off could be heard through the walls from all my neighbors apartments. Christ.

If you’re in NYC and wearing a jacket today… your mama raised a bitch

What I really wanna see if the set up of all the luge runs at the Olympics

Best comment of the week?!!! 😎😎😎

This whole time I thought Threads turned into Twitter… thank god I’m back. Phew

Selling tickets to Elderbrook at the BK Mirage Hmu

I genuinely cannot believe I’m still single.

WHY CANT I HAVE DRAFT TEXTS @Apple

Don’t worry.. I wasnt invited to a single Friendsgiving so

The people I know are so mid

@ChipotleTweets @LexieGardiner Hurry up Sheldon. Alex has been “fixing” it for an hour now ..

@LexieGardiner We are aware of this issue, our IT team is working to resolve this issue ASAP. -Sheldon

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real

Tell me how I am canvassing for work.. I go into this warehouse, the guy tells me he’s a broker too. We exchange biz cards and I leave. He texts me first and this is where the convo goes:

I have a hard time comprehending how/why I’m not famous yet