Wendy Parker

Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?

Americans need to know which officials traded stocks before Trump posted about Iran last night.

Bob Mueller was one of the finest directors in the history of the FBI, transforming the bureau after 9/11 and saving countless lives. But it was his relentless commitment to the rule of law and his unwavering belief in our bedrock values that made him one of the most respected public servants of our time. Michelle and I send our condolences to Bob’s family, and everyone who knew and admired him.

@JoJoFromJerz @atrupar His grave will become a urinal.

@atrupar When the day comes, and it will come, the tweets are going to make that one look like a hallmark card.

Trump: “Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

@PeteHegseth Holy hell, Hegseth is such a boob.

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@Acyn 100% off his rocker

Trump on troop deployments: I seem to have great support. CNN came out with a poll today that I'm at 100%. They said they have never seen a poll like that. The CNN poll said I'm at 100%.

@atrupar Holy hell. How can anyone be so spectacularly unaware?

Sen. Jon Husted: "People living in poverty are just not very, um, experienced at navigating the real world, right? I remember talking to one young lady who said, 'Well, I don't really know how money works at a grocery store,' because she grew up and has lived all of her adult life using SNAP cards to buy groceries. You literally have to teach people how to budget ... the buzzword today, let's face it, is 'affordability.'"

@wmarybeard My gosh! Except for lighter hair, you've hardly changed!

I do hope people appreciate the joke! For my new book (partly reflecting on a career in Classics, partly asking 'WHY study the deep past?', 'What do we get out of it?'), I chose an 'author photo' taken by my friend Di, 50+ years ago. Book details: tinyurl.com/5d3yx3bh

NOEM: Our federal detention centers are held to the highest standards in comparison to other detaining facilities McBATH: Did you just hear me? He has to crawl through mold and feces and bodily fluids just to take a shower. This is absolute lunacy and you know it.

Never before has a rash filled a nation with so much hope.

@EmbryEthan That is a generous take. Perhaps we may be able to get there. The ones of us that, as you say, might live through this.

He'll wag that dog as hard as he can, but we're not forgetting the #EpsteinFiles #Iran

Trump starts a wag the dog war - to distract from Epstein and to do Netenyahu ‘s bidding - who’s lobbied for this for over 30 years - Had enough yet ?

@atrupar And that helps the American people, how exactly? This entire administration is a cabal of cruelty.

@lvolpic @simon_schama Right?! First time I saw the words, "Reader, I married him," my reaction was, "What? No! Whyyyy?!"

@simon_schama I recently re-read Jane Eyre- don't do it. I thought it was SO romantic when I read it when I was 16 and this time I thought- Mr. Rochester is a dick- run Jane run!!

Am I alone in not wanting to read another word, ever again, on Wuthering Heights, in any form? And very much wanting to re-read Jane Eyre.

@simon_schama Every single one of those characters were Awful people. Every time one of them expired I'd think, "Oh, thank god s/he's dead!"

Trump: "Helicopter pilots were wounded pretty badly in the legs landing on the couple of machine gunners seemed to have make it through a thicket of bombs. But they were taken out rapidly by our snipers who were stationed on platforms. Hellu-- actually unbelievable, helicopter platforms all the way the line."

Basic law enforcement standards are now being called “radical.” Identification. Warrants. Training. That’s not extreme. That’s accountability. — Paula Poundstone #PoliticalComedy #Satire

@atrupar Wut?

Trump: "I'm pleased to announce that Visa is creating a brand new platform that will allow credit card holders to deposit their cash back rewards directly into Trump Accounts. Where's the head of Visa? Thank you very much."

@atrupar That poor little girl

Trump: "I think we have the best poll numbers we've ever had. If I run again, would anybody be happy?"

@fromthebunkerjr @StephenM That day can't come soon enough.

@StephenM Shut up Goebbels. I look forward to you being in prison one day.

A would-be assassin tried to murder federal law enforcement and the official Democrat account sides with the terrorists.