Karasu Akihaba

“Fu, fu, fu.~” His laugh echoes more akin to a violent wind, yet nowhere to be seen.

— a doctor for that.~” Wink...? Well, not per se, but his shades do twinkle similarly.

Finally frees the poor gal's cheek-. “Pleased to meet'cha. Welcome to the family. Hope ya' don't got heart problems, but hey! You got —

What's the point in using doors when most of us are so overpowered we break things merely by existing.

.....

“And Mochi.” COUGH. /SAFE/.

<Kicks open door.> .... pardon?

“Fuck a door. Doors are for Fuckboys.”

“Well, CLEARLY you got off lucky, because if I ain't hear any better, you just had... LIFE in your voice.”

<What's that sound? Shattering glass, metal on tile. What in the absolute he--> OH MY.~ ♡ I thought I heard someone say " New family".

“So, is one of you gonna introduce her to me? Or am I just gonna make a killing in facetaffy?” Still nonchalantly tugging her cheek, mind.

“Excuse you, bullshit.” His eyes are in Minato's back pocket. It's a talent, to glare without eyes.

“So, Minato, how much groveling did ya' need.”

“..../D'awwwww/. Ain't you just the tiniest lil' carrion.~” Huuuunches down. Him big. An almost talon-like fingernail pinches a cheek.

"...Don't worry, its my uncle. Just like the rest of my family he..Is eccentric with the use of his powers."

When lights return, before the pair stands one bird-obsessed asshole. “Oh? This a new assistant? Are you a doc' or a model scout?”

Annnd lights out. Cue a cacophony of caws- A KUH-KAWphony, if you will— that introduces a flurry of feathers. Uncle-daddy's home.

"Uncle I can feel your eyeless-ness staring at me."