malady

getting the wurst of the brat

and much like my mother, i have a lady boner for mick jagger

@notlivibabyy i’m here waiting

@vusevag im omw

happy friday yall

asked for a single salmon filet and the publix man said “just you?”

and at my nashville native core, take me to broadway

drunk at the bar looking at this pic of my bed

taping my tits up

jeffrey epstein took jonbenet ramsey

freak bone in my body itching to be released tonight

looked up when the characters in the book i’m reading finally sleep together just to find out i have to wait til the second book and she gets engaged to his brother

oh yeah lemme live tweet of da treadmill

and where’s the jacob elordi popcorn bucket tf?

and when everyone is asking why i’m in a good mood later, i will tell them of how i danced around my room in a rob listening to kate bush

anyone wanna come sit on my porch and discuss life

slept too damn good, i got drool in my bob

may i present to you the cuck lounge, dine, and hide.

i’m like marty supreme except the paddle is my hand and i just be bitch slapping motherfuckers

i be drinking that brown liquor. this is about diet coke and dr pepper. i don’t fuck with sprite

type of girl to blast key glock and flex a 50 dollar timex watch

back on my ferb shit ion wanna talk