victoria 🐌

thinking about hidden valley and how much i hate it again

Jo: I’m going to be a famous writer Amy: I’m going to be an artist Meg: I’m going to be a wife Beth:

mono gf pink eye bf

i always think everyone hates me but then the next they ask if i wanna have sex

Getting ready.

anyone who puts anything that sounds like a car horn in a song is evil it scares me every time

the food and drink you consume in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate and holy and harm-proof

arrested development is GENIUS television the best of the best

cute and weird boyfriend, beautiful and odd girlfriend

@joshyL25 i didn’t get this until i realized who tweeted it

Brown. Orange. Yellow. Wire = No touch, have much zap zap. Blue. Red. Black. Wire = only lil touch, have less zap zap. 9v = touch with tongue. Only zap.

Life is all about going to dinner with friends and finding pants that fit you

I will never get used to how incredible the sky looks the day after it rains

me in mario kart after getting hit with the same shell i just threw

he is literally a war veteran and police officer