🍒🍓naomi🍎🍉

*trying to sound smart in class* ah yes this is just like foucault's concept of the poptropica

me: you need to listen to the decemberists i promise its not like all the stereotypes about them. they’re a really incredible band the decemberists:

WHAT is zohran's plan to get rid of the bus stop bunion ads

all the gay guys are putting sleigh bells in their tv shows! life is awesome!

yeah i stan BTS... Built To Spill

yesterday i was about to pass out from heat exhaustion and today i can see my breath this needs to stop

i was trying to look up black francis from the pixies and google autocompleted "frank black diddy" and i got so scared but i guess that was just also diddy's pseudonym

credits oscar

throop is a good name for a street because you go throop it

frat guys are ubering to williamsburg bars in truly alarming quantities

mom of new kid i'm babysitting casually mentioned when he was 18mo they used to always find him on top of the fridge with no reasonable way to get up... girl get that child an exorcism!!

the subway has really been pushing the limits of "3 minutes" today

@panerabread67 .....mmmm

@vvombles hehe well yeah but does that make the bert keychain less awesome and gay??

i’ve never had an original thought huh

@panerabread67 ohh help is that who is in the picture I thought it was a real person

@vvombles jongseob from p1harmony has him 😔 i’m jealous too

@panerabread67 i am jealous

@panerabread67 do you have him

@PONYP4UL this is not who i am

@PONYP4UL my chem exam

was about to cry during my chem exam but paul mccartney flashed through my mind and I genuinely started smiling and giggling like a madman

practicing pemdas while reading a book by starting with the parentheses and then reading the rest of the sentence