Sufuriayauji 💥
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@MwendiaJnr @iconic_gravity Mine is consumed by all😔😔 they formed a coalition government to finish me 😒
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@Kibet_bull Imagine, intellectuals being summoned by a goon.
Kenya is a big joke.
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@ScarPlusity @judyz254 @AokoOtieno_ No hard feelings hataa.
The guy reformed but pufya ndo mbaya kwake.
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@wa79205 @judyz254 @AokoOtieno_ Ain't accusing of anything, I was trying to make fun out of your name and the story. I am glad the guy reformed.
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Mumelala?
So a fortnight ago, Methuselah brought Enugu ritualists to Bondo
Because his brother has been appearing to him
Voodoo connoisseurs from Nigeria
The ones who told Raila
"You will be powerful. But you will not get power"
He was told to buy four he-goats,
Rituals were perfomed, sand picked from Rao's grave, goats were then dropped ile forest mnajua. Alive
Two goats got devoured. One had only the thigh ripped off
It was for Winnie. It remained alive
Nyakono is protected by Jakom even from the grave
Moja hata haikuguzwa na hizo wild animals, demons woreva
You see the so called ODM no longer in coalition talks with UDA, ni uchawi ili backfire!
Uskie Oburu akifunga macho hivi, Rao appears even on his plate!
So aka panick. Akapiga simu
To the socerers,
"Yo, Pawa, pawa is not happening!"
Do you know what they told him? Hahahaaaa
Anyway, wanarudi next week

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@kwabenagyam__ @xghana_ @THESTATENEWSS White owning 80% of their land does not trigger them? They have a place called orania that blacks can’t enter? it doesn’t trigger them? Your opinion is baised and based on hate for Nigerians, check your tweets in your profile, it’s all about Nigerians. You’re gonna lose ur mind.
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@Meshackaut22650 @BlessedNjugush @Mwafreeka I agree. Do anything to a man, tusi hadi shimo alitoka,
But fucking someone else they DO NOT forgive
I was in denial. Wakianza hii mapenzi, I witnessed it FIRST HAND tukiwa sote KIMC
Online love is a facade
2. Do not envy social media love
3. Ukipenda mtu, usimweke ONLINE
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@AokoOtieno_ Happy belated birthday mrembo.
Good health, happy life and many more returns ✨️.
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60 does feel dope...😉
Just athritis, baby fat and wrinkles, but at least alive!
Cheers to the Taurus gang. The Bulls are unstoppable
Mpesa number ya keki iko available
#MaandamanoBirthday

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@AokoOtieno_ @Kurgat_1 Hello my darling.
Life itasonga tu bado.
We all have a dark past.
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@Kurgat_1 Hurts...
But I still pray they overcome
This is why I refuse to unveil my BABY bump or baby daddy
On Those two, I will confuse umati mchoke,
I edit my photos to show NEITHER
SOCIAL MEDIA RUINS GOOD THINGS
I learned the hard way... Acha nibaki poko wa choo na Tea. Pliz
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@ScarPlusity @judyz254 @AokoOtieno_ I don't take either of that.
But ni true story.
The guy reformed after the incident.
Alikua mlevi ever.
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@wa79205 @judyz254 @AokoOtieno_ Kwani siku hizi unachase jaba na uji? I mean, hii story yako inakaa jaba then wewe ni sufuria ya uji. Get it?
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Hali ni mbaya saidi. News reaching my desk in Ngùirùbi is that a man has just caught a waist terrorist bombing his wife in his own house.
In a fit of anger, the man wanted to arrange an impromptu visit with the Almighty via sword express. The illegal plumber went down on his knees and begged for his life. "Take this 12k I have and spare my life , maraga needs my vote "
"12k?" he asked. "My friend, has this woman offered you something to eat?"
Anyway, nimelipwa 147 Ksh na @PhoneExpressKe Muende kwa page yao muone offers wako nazo. Naona kuna simu za bei moja na ploti yangu iko Maai Mahiu.
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