Mndu wa Mwangoka

“The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one.”

@Njoki_Njanja @theyluvmoh Bado sijai elewa mbona Nairobi men wameshindwa kukupea mtoto. Ykb walai

I really felt alive this particular moment 😂😂

Nikiwa campus nilikuwa nadate this Luo beb , mechi nilikuwa napewa ata kucheat ilikuwa ngumu bana. Alikuwa anakaa from friday to Sunday ananiacha ata sina nguvu kabisa. Hizo siku zote nilikuwa napewa mbaya sana. Time aliniacha nilifeel kama nitaenda sayuni buana...

Current situation at Southern Bypass ahead of Rigathi Gachagua ‘s visit in Kikuyu today.

@kafangi @Entr_dawood Kweli sana

Huwezi tweet kama bandit alafu you expect elon akulipe, tweets ata hazipiti Kericho. Normalize tweeting in English kama unataka high payout

Tweeter hukuwa place funny sana bana. Watu wanaezakupea fame ju wewe ni funny, malaya , umechanganyikiwa ama wanainvest wakupike time uko down 😂

@realskeka @nyarr037 😂😂

Akiamka alafu atake nitakataa wacha aende kwake. Time nataka anasema ako na usingizi sasa anataka kunipea time sijambao ndio apate reason ya kusema niko na ED ama

@Entr_dawood @9k_aris Naisha

Most Paid Kenyan X content creators(Elon Money) 1. George Diano Over +400K 2. Osama Otero +350K 3. Josh +300K 4. Amerix. +500K 5. Bookten +250K 6. Bandit. +150K 7. Warui John +180K 8. Kamau +200K 9. KoT Socha. +150K 10. Kafangi. +200K 11. 5 people +100K

Mtu anakupigia simu hii asubuhi yote na akuna kitu ya maana anakwambia,, people will always find a way to ruin your day ffs 🤧

@Adnan_Dulla 😂😂😂

@waajapi_1 Naisha mimi 😂

@_nwa_xavier Ogopa

@waajapi_1 Luo Bebs all the way

@hezken_n 😂😂

@waajapi_1 😂😂😂

@tonibraxxxxx Hakuwa ameiva sana

@waajapi_1 Real, face card ilikuwa aje tho?

@dontcallmezac Sikuwa najua hiy game

@waajapi_1 Never go back to your ex mtoto mdogo

@SamNjugunaKE Hao hukuwa moto bana

@waajapi_1 I had one huko 2022, a light skinned luo babe from dandora in KU😂yule msichana alikuwa ananikamua weekend mzima then ananiomba tu 100... I had to tap out, she was nasty asf

@Iano5_ Sai niko woke

@waajapi_1 Wewe ndo ulikua unasimp, ungemtext tu kidogo alafu utulie uone juu huko kwengine walikua washakosana

hivo. Hiyo friday nilishika 20k ilikuwa kwa mpesa na my sharp boys nikaingia westie huko Molly's tukalewa mbaya nikamcall na ndio hivo alinilima block hadi leo. Fear luo women walai.

Mimi the punny i am nilirudi kumpenda na calls every night. Hiyo week kulikuwa na rally ya Salasia pale KCC alienda na hawakulipwa so jioni the vibe was different that night. Nikimuuliza shida ananiambia mimi naoverthink na hataki kuget back to me . Buana sijai feel vibaya...

Hapo nilianza kukunywa kila siku , I spent alot of money ndio niaijipime kilo. After moving on kitu 1 month hapo nikiingia kwa gate shulee nikamuona bana. Huskii nilimtext hiyo usiku haha. The vibe was back to normal na it happened mahali alikuwa anafinywa walikuwa wamekosana.