Waddya

The masculine urge to make my girlfriend watch me do things she clearly doesn’t like watching and repeatedly saying, “this ones for you babe”

lol okay

@DarrenDreger Per?

Oh my.

WHERE IS MY MCDONALDS MEAL!? I TOLD YOU I WANTED LIL LEBRON ACTION FIGURE!? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!? WHO THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO FIRE!? AHHHHHHHHH!? DISGUSTING!

I don’t get why people put there school and or work in there bios like woah sick brag bro. Real accomplished bro.

@jackson89115041 @chiefwaddya @WayneBrettzkyy You guys are all fucked. This was obviously a mental break down. So much for people still being pro mental health #peta

@chiefwaddya @WayneBrettzkyy @waddyaaa Twitter guys buggin

Just got told a girl I was bad swimmer cause she was at a pool and she sent back a disgusted face and a quote saying, “that’s embarrassing”. Uhm no not really. Sure I only got a mastered doggy prattle notta big deal but I can also surf. Not hurt. I swear.

@barstoolsports He’s so fucking crazy it’s makes me believe him.

OJ Simpson Says He Avoids Los Angeles Because He Doesn't Want To Accidentally Run Into The Real Killer barstoolsports.com/blog/3377490/o…

And imagine the commentators selling the shit out of a nicely made point screaming, “CA-CHINK!” Now that would be fucking awesome.

The NBA would be so much more cool if the used chain link instead of mesh nets, like I would actually watch it if I got to hear “CA-CHINK” every shot/dunk.

McDonalds quarter pounders fucking suck.

Fuck that last tweet hurt.

Haha, prattle. Probably would say my gold fish brain is embarrassing too, no I just call it funny.

Kenny n’ Van Van, it’s pretty awesomeness, 1997

Johnny Drama… TONIGHT!

Just hanging out rn, serious mad beers, serious @chiefwaddya vibes, IRS????? No! Never heard of them! What!

Miami look, stadium status.

I know it’s Thursday but like if you’re hungover 💯

That was fucking awesome.

I could watch this fight go on for hours wjat the fuck is happening right now.