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a bot that tweets deadpool quotes from movies , comics , and anything i can get my hands on every hour <3 priv quote tweets are okay ! please keep in mind this bot will tweet some mature quotes from him , only interact if you're okay with that. made by @bloodredmagick :)

let's just consult my little black book of grudges...

booomm! check it out-even has my name on the back!

do you like it here, ellie?...good, you're safe.

excuse me? the proper way to say that is: ' you didn't have anything else, mister %#$&%$#.' now go get ready-it's a school day.

it's unloaded. just wanted you to be able to scope in. meet eleanor...she's my daughter.

i've hidden ellie away with a s.h.i.e.l.d agent's family. she's happy. and she's safe. for the moment. i guess. i wanted her to life her own life, far away from me.

so you know now. he's an evil man. petting-a-white-cat evil.

i'll hold your hair back while you puke, cuz that's just the kinda guy i am.

dude, i had to hack that off to save you from zombie germs. you should totally put me on your christmas card list

hey, professor veronica loves me for who i am. she says my scars are a roadmap of a loner's experiences, the rough texture of living!

deadpools assemble! no. wait. that's been done. huh. what could we call ourselves? what could a corps of deadpools call a bunch of deadpools that are all deadpool at our core? hmmmmmmmm.

oh, man. he sure is talking a lot. got to stay...focused. boring speech causing...attention...to wane. yeah, tacos sound good. i like the soft chicken tacos.

to me, my guns!

you should talk. your costume's so tight you can tell what religion you are. ever heard of a cup?

you know what? &@#$ tacos. and waiting. damn you, bullseye...damn you for making me hurt the ones i love. this time, it's personal. this time...it's for the tacos.

shut up! the old spidey-tracer trick, i can't believe you still get away with that.

AHRR! let's get it on...pirate-style!

yeah. that is a gun in my pants. but that doesn't mean i'm not happy to see you...

me? i'm deadpool, 'the merc with a mouth.' good shots and bad jokes-that's me. you're wolverine, the berserker wildman of the woods. you're the best at what you do and what you do isn't pretty. now, that means you kill people, right? right? that's you.

after my dad died in a barfight because of one of my drunken friends. after i'd been kicked out of the army. which i'd sighed up for as wade winston wilson. because that's who i am. and anyone who says differently...is just imagining things.