Sam 💜 Belial Brainrot

just a lil Bewial dewdle

@_BlueLux church goin outfit :)

@wafflesex WJAT IS THAT HORRENDOUS FIT BELIAL WEARING

Lucilius read god and it won Belial over

chill Jade

meanwhile caught Astarion sissying that walk before remembering he’s a vampire

excuse me sir I think you mean mpregssive

if Belial ever greeted me this way I’d castrate him

I feel disgusting he vandalized me

good job Belial good socializing

there I am time to build my harem

I’ve been on this screen for 13 minutes now

THE NOISE I JUST MADE WAS SO EMBARRASSING I LOVE THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

he said no pickles

寝かしつけ

うってみた🐚

despite my many anxieties I take pride in being able to drive and actually enjoy it lmao

I’m insulted TikTok is showing me videos implying I don’t have my driver’s license girl I’ve been driving since I was 16 I’m not That useless to myself

@samreich @RBReich Tell me, Sam, from one Sam to another, where’s your dad from?

sometimes you have to read your dad's texts and just move on with your day