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@Punters Featuring heavily in my Twitter feed too 💣 🔥

Fair to say Sepals will be featuring heavily in the stewards' report

@beermitchell @tex21r @HugeBowman jail time surely

@waggamagpie Straight to jail

Nothing like the bloke of 26 laying down to stretch on the first tee.

J Childs will want to have the pads on coming back to scales at Sandown #SilverMagnate

@LMcKirdy7 @daveystan1 To be fair, it’s not unlike the British Isles to arrive when someone else is clearly already there and try to dispossess them

How on earth can you judge this as simultaneous?? One guy is over the ruck, the other is barely in picture.

@AnthonyManton @Page1991Adam

@Page1991Adam genuinely interested, where was she shopped around for sale?

Wasn’t the best ride re Nazwah, but worth noting that Emirates Park was keen to sell her recently. Maybe she’s nothing special? Have to wait and see next prep…ideally with a rider upgrade/any other rider

Ravi Shastri is the Ric McIntosh of cricket commentators. Change my mind.

@PrideRacing @RayThomas_1 @ChrisRoots1 Still see this beast driving around Sydney every now and then

@RayThomas_1 @ChrisRoots1 20 years to the day Red oog wins @PrideRacing 1st Group 1 in the Doomben 10000 with Huey Bowman aboard

@RexConnor75 @SteveMascord Peter this is Twitter - you’re not supposed to politely agree with people here. You’re supposed to call each other cockwombles and nazis and all that stuff.

@waggamagpie @SteveMascord I agree with this. A legs tackle should be rewarded. They should call it a “Speechly” and treat it the same as a dominant tackle

People who blow up about referees are already engaged and most of them come back after they leave the game in a huff. A much bigger issue is head knocks that horrify everyone else and lead to legal jeopardy and serious illness.

Mum: Do you really need to have another beer before 11am? Me:

Hey Alexa give me the best cricket related sentence in history

@beermitchell Still in front of sweet chilli sauce. BM45 parading as black type. Abhorrent stuff.

Aioli - the single most overrated condiment Not even in the top 15.

@Simpsons_NRL Is it too early to be training the house down?

Having already ticked off Bali and a traffic offence, Ezra Mam just needs to be kicked out of Northies in Cronulla to complete NRL offseason Bingo.

Twitter algorithm wins again #Hinged 🤮

Welfare check @MiddletonGerard +16.5

@Austbloodstock @tex21r be better if you didn’t fix it at 40s 🤮

How good 👏👏

@AtThePicnics @Nath_Holt @Sword_oftheMorn Still sick after taking the -10.5 on Sunday night

A Wednesday night over 118.5 please ⁦@Nath_Holt⁩ ⁦@Sword_oftheMorn⁩

@subastral @beermitchell I’ve seen @beermitchell at Kam Tong Chinese in Dapto when they’ve run out of both XO Pippies and fried ice cream. Trust me - he knows a riot when he sees one.

@beermitchell Not sure you know what a riot is.

The global arms & weapons industries watching millions of dollars being spent on a riot against global arms & weapons.