Waitress Bitch

Three pitchers to fill ONE guys drinks. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck your half-n-half, fuck your water, and fuck you. Have a nice day.

Don't put trash in your plate if you're not finished. Trash in a plate is signal to pick it up. Just letting you know, assholes.

I didn't really hate people that much before I started waiting tables.

People that don't tip go to hell.

You request my section every time. You complain every time. You're a dick every time. Fuck off in someone else's section.

So tired of licking assholes and getting 10% out of it. Fuck you. #waitingworld

Gah, didn't your mama teach you not to smack your food?

Serve bitches, get money.....or no money, whichever. #waitingworld

Why are well-behaved kids so few and far between? #waitingworld

We really need to soundproof the waitress station...

Just think, I'll have more money in my apron at the end of the night than you will have in a weeks paycheck, dick. #waitingworld

Yes, I'm a server. But, I'm still a fucking person. Have some manners and a little respect at least. #waitingworld

There should be an asshole tax.

Oh, you can't have salt? How's that my fucking problem?

You order waters all around for a 20-top, then they each order something else to drink... Here's the water bill, have a great day.

"I'll have the soup, and I like it hot."

"Would you care for any dessert?"...."No, but you can tell us what you have."....What the fuck for!?

Just so you know, we're on our lunch hour. Oh ok, so is everybody else in this place, cuz its LUNCHTIME!! @waitress_bitch #serverproblems

Really not ready for the fucking tourist invasion. #stayhome