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Just download a previous uber receipt , feed it to nano banana and ask it to change date and price, small small things hizi

@AfricaFactsZone, Thank you for bringing this up. First, it's true I took back my ambulance & I have no apologies for that. Why did I do it? It's because they didn't vote for me. So did you expect me to walkaway with nothing? Galatians 6:7 A man reaps what he sows.

“until death all defeat is temporary” has helped me so much with my anxiety

Next season, Mikel Arteta - Arsenal Xabi Alonso - Chelsea Michael Carrick - Manchester United Enzo Maresca - Manchester City Arne Slot - Liverpool Every team will start the season with zero point. Everyone will sign players too. Please don’t start supporting City by December.

As Sheldon once said: 73 is a perfect number. It is the the 21st prime number. Its mirror 37 is the 12th prime number, and the digits of 21 multiplied together equal 7 and 3. Written in binary, 73 is a palindrome 1001001. In conclusion Chatgpt is Sheldon.

Jubilee is made up of thugs.Today, some crook raised fuel prices by as much as shs4.75/ litre and blamed it on crude price rise.

@samkilanga @kabetes Ni mbaayaa

@wakiliMax @kabetes 240 Sasa mzee

Even with the fuel levy tax, excise tax, dev. tax and any other tax inclusive, pump prices in Kenya shouldn't exceed sh40 per litre.

So many people stil don't understand that their partner's request for change is not asking them to change who they are, but to modify the PATTERNS that are hurting the RELATIONSHIP..

Why did @citizentvkenya take down this interview on YouTube were calls made?

Ian Wright once said🗣️ “Trossard is our best finisher at Arsenal” Watch the compilation of Leandro Trossard clutch moments at Arsenal ❤️🤍

Oddly there is not one canary on the Canary Islands. Similarly, on the Virgin Islands, they don't have any canaries either.

This could be the greatest ever dream in history documented on X.

Copy from one paper = Plagiarism Copy from several papers = Literature review 🤣🤣🤣

Some clutch goals scored by Leo Trossard at Arsenal

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Kuna mtu amecombine all the Kasongo lies. Ako episode 145 na anaendelea kuweka. We will need it next year

some things don't go back to normal, even after an apology. once you've seen how someone can hurt you, you can't unsee it. you can forgive, and even laugh together like nothing happened, but a part of you will always remember how it felt, and that changes everything.

My nervous system doesn't tolerate yelling or arguing. Speak to me calmly, or don't speak to me at all

Remove that soft spot you got for people cuz they ain’t got none for you.

The Finance Bill, 2026 was published on 30th April and is now before Parliament and every Kenyan deserves to know what is in it. The government targets Ksh3.63 trillion in revenue for 2026/27 and a wider budget deficit of 5.3% of GDP in the 2026/27 fiscal year (July-June) up from 4.7% in 2025/26. These are not unreasonable fiscal objectives but the manner in which the burden of achieving them is distributed is a cause for serious concern. On tax filing timelines, the Bill moves the income tax return deadline to April 30th which is two months earlier than the current June 30th and compresses nil return filing to January 31st. This reduces the time available for audit completion, cash flow planning and compliance. For small businesses and individual traders, this is not administrative reform. It is an additional compliance cost they can ill afford. On mitumba, the Bill inserts a new Section 12H into the Income Tax Act which deems profit at 5% of customs value payable upfront before goods are released by KRA as a final tax. A trader importing a bale worth Ksh1 million pays Ksh50,000 regardless of whether they make a profit or a loss. I cannot in good conscience describe this as equitable.  The Bill increases residential rental income tax from 7.5% to 10%. Absent a serious enforcement framework, this will drive non-compliance rather than revenue. The government must fix the enforcement gap before it increases the rate. One without the other is burden-shifting. On digital financial services, the Bill removes existing VAT exemptions on money transfers and payment processing. These are the tools of financial inclusion that millions of Kenyans including the very people this government says it wants to reach rely on daily. Making them more expensive will not serve the objective of a broader tax base.  By including interchange and merchant service fees within the definition of management or professional fees for withholding tax purposes, the Bill introduces a compliance burden into automated banking processes. That burden will be passed on to businesses and ultimately to consumers. The amendment to Section 24 of the Income Tax Act empowers KRA to deem at least 60% of a company's undistributed income as dividends for tax purposes. This fails to account for legitimate decisions on reinvestment, working capital and business growth. It is a retrogressive measure that sends the wrong signal to the investors Kenya needs. A 25% excise duty on telephones for cellular and wireless networks is proposed. A phone is not a luxury. It is how Kenyans bank, communicate, conduct business and access government services. Parliament must interrogate this carefully. On PAYE, Kenyans were led to expect relief and a restructuring of the tax bands to ease the burden on salaried workers. That proposal does not appear in this Bill. That is not a minor omission. An explanation is owed to every employed Kenyan who was waiting for it. To be fair, the Bill is not without merit. The reduction of corporate tax for non-resident companies from 37.5% to 30% improves our investment climate. The extension of the tax amnesty to cover liabilities up to 31st December 2025 provides a genuine and welcome pathway to compliance. VAT exemptions on electric buses, bicycles, dialysers, animal feed raw materials and PPP infrastructure are sensible measures. The clarity introduced on trust taxation ensuring beneficiaries are not taxed on income already taxed at the trust level and the recognition of gratuity contributions as exempt income are also steps in the right direction. Be that as it may, we cannot afford a repeat of June 2024. Parliament must discharge its oversight role with the seriousness this moment demands. They should not merely rubber-stamp what the Treasury has placed before it. Every clause must be scrutinised. Every punitive or ambiguous provision must be rejected or amended. #FinanceBill2026 #PublicParticipation