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@HugueSafari 🤣

Kubahezagira ku murongo !! 🤡😅😅

@econetzimbabwe Very nice advert and relatable to many Zimbabweans.

"This Christmas, I am going kumusha" #ChristmasYatosvikaSifikile #iJoyAftaJoy

@jumaf3 This is not true. Which Burundi are you talking about that has houses that cost 25k USD. It’s cheaper to even buy houses in Kenya than Burundi and 10m Ksh will not buy you that house on your picture. Properties are scarce and expensive in Burundi. Try to visit #Burundi

Go to Burundi, a country many say is among the poorest in Africa, compare their house going for Ksh 4 million then know how Kenyan developers literally rob from people.... This house in Burundi cannot go beyond Ksh 10 million, next to the shoes of Lake Tanganyika.

@fiona_4tc @teemaxpro hande tinokwata ma trotter.

We have electricity and I'm about to make trotters, ndasuwa sadza 😭😭😭

@KGDarrr 🤣🤣🤣

Regideso:

@263Chat ava vekuparadza ma wet lands edu takavamirira ava

Want to join our community and be part of a luxury lifestyle estate? Secure your Townhouse with a 30% deposit and 12 months to pay. Contact our sales team: Tongai +263-781 706 208 Marilyn +263-714 022 996 Shantel +263-782 762 986 Tendai +263-772 239 339 #PokugaraTownhouses

@begottensun Hwever, this doesnt apply to collectable models.

Business101: this car costs $250k. As soon as you drive it out of the Bentley lot it loses $125k. It’s tyres & rims are $10k each. This isn’t an asset. It’s by every definition a liability. It’s terrible for your balance sheet. If it flys, floats or drives, lease don’t buy.

@superxero21 @ESPNFC 🤣🤣

@ESPNFC Mfana uyu wonyanya kukara mari

Kylian Mbappe has criticised PSG after they used him in a video to promote season ticket sales, without informing him how the interview would be used.

@pepunashe14 Unotovaona vachidzonza zvima boat nema V8 on friday, wotofunga kuti vakasiirwa nhaka 🤣🤣

Heee vasina mabvi vanorarama honest lives. Heee muri kutiza nyika vamwe vachiuya vachirara imomo zvakanaka. Heeee chino chino. TSEKK!!!!!!!!

@BacklaInt @mcauthur_lokie If you’re a car person and lack respect for ISF, 👎🏿,who hates a natural aspirated v8(reliable), 428hp stock, 0-100 4.8s,505nm. I can see you love merc, its in the league of c63amg w204 generation.

@waltach @mcauthur_lokie U no nothing about cars blaz. Imbozororai

If this goes viral, I might get a Sales Rep job. Please like & retweet 🙏🏾🔥 2008 LEXUS IS F Mileage: 107,000 km Year: 2009 Engine Cap: 4,960cc Petrol Trans: AT tip tronic 8 front V8 engine Top Speed: 300km/hour Price $26500 Call or App 0785133762

@Tinokaee @mcauthur_lokie Pa everyone apo 🤣

@mcauthur_lokie Overpriced everyone else is getting a C63 for that price

@abcd_officialzw @mcauthur_lokie @MaposaTasley Yes with a V8 lexus engine!

@pepunashe14 Haana kufarira smell yacho, akabva aita the Lord’s work🤣🤣

The early morning work of Riley’s hands🤭😂

@MatsileMohau Add pro max and problem solved.

@fiona_4tc Hausi good neighbor ndakuona 😂🤣😂🤣

My neighbor has one of those nice small SUV like cars that most people are buying. At least once a month kanoramba kumuka 😭😭😭😭 nhasi the mechanic has been here from around 7 hakasi kumuka 😭😭😭

@fiona_4tc Happy Birthday Fifi!!

I turn 33 today. I hope this new year will be kinder to me. I really just want to continue creating a peaceful and happy life for myself. 🎉🥳🥂

@PTChimusoro I love and understand the idea/concept, sezita rako, kumusha, ndotofunga kumusha, and i believe the owner will get your feedback owedzera zvamataura but idea bhoo. You are paying for an experience and it must be different from the usual Harare ting!

GENTS… Came across this concept at a local resort nearby Harare. I found it interesting, what’s your thoughts on it? #TravelZimbabwe

@fiona_4tc Wane mazita avo or rake here? 2023 has potential shuwa!

I have a strong feeling I'll be pregnant at the end of this year 😭😭😭😭

@fiona_4tc Depends, kana uchienda kunowandwa + pa period iri busy, book accomodation, coz mazuvano ma flights haana kunyanyosiyana dependng on dest unotenga ticket racho kwasara 2 week. Ini ndofarira kugara pakanaka 🤣😂🤣😂,

what starts, booking accommodation or flights? its time for a bad decision.