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told my boyfriend i’m getting my nails done cuz they need a trim and his response was “can’t you just do that yourself” ????? like

Insanely lucky break that animals like to be pet. Really not much you could do with most of them otherwise. But I've got hands and you like to have the top of your head touched, looks like we're in business

8 y/o boy asked me if my dog would eat a dead body last night

@lkokay i should probably finish the show 😭

@warmcottonsock reference to succession/shiv but I hear you lol

@yidashengli ok ! ☕️

When I am drinking tartary buckwheat tea that is crafted with top-quality buckwheat grown in the chernozemic plains of Inner Mongolia which contains 100 times more lutein than ordinary buckwheat and is roasted twice for a delicate nutty scent and mild notes:

when i see woman over 30 in baby bonnets and a mini skirt im like girl u ok

got a manicure for alaska trip and it chipped within an hour of landing

birks are best for the flight 💅

FaceTime failed mid talking to my friend and neither of us tried calling back. Now dats what I’m talking about!

forgot my belt for the company retreat and now i’m having a meltdown

recession indicator

i would neverrr go barefoot or touch any part of my skin on the domino park grass that is CRAZY

the new fka twigs kinda looks like a gap ad

got stung by a beer for the first time in 20 years 😭

the fireflies are so back

the breakfast burrito in schenectady that i’m literally never going to have again 😭

@yidashengli i’m waiting for tiny cube meal

what happened with soylent and meal replacement powders in general..

scrolling the feed (my dog has done 12 circles trying to poop)

everytime i think i’ve done something nice in design, these pop up and im like oh- :(

my mom to every new tattoo she notices “oh is it finished”