Dia Morgan

If you have ADHD, I wrote this song about my experience with it. You gotta listen! open.spotify.com/track/0bTJH9C3…

Me: I had a crush on guy 1, until he high fived guy 2, and it was like the crush transferred through their palms Bestie: ….what?

Me: well at least I’m over…uh…the other one. Bestie: which one? ____? Me: yeah. That one. So over him I forgot his name.

So single I’m wondering if my ex got his shit together yet 😅

Say it louder “Who are the real colonizers” (Muslims) Without Arab imperialism: - Egyptians would be Coptic - Moroccans would be Berber - Libya and Algeria would be Amazigh - Syria and Lebanon would be Aramaic speaking and partly Phoenician - Iraq would be Mesopotamian - Assyrian, Babylonian - Sudan would be Nubian - Tunisia would be Carthaginian Punic or Amazigh - Iran would be Persian, Zoroastrian - Kurdistan would be Median, Zoroastrian - Somalia would be Kosherik “The Arab conquests erased civilizations and destroyed many cultures. Without Arab imperialism, the Middle East would still remember its own name. They are the colonizers.”

6 pack from laughing because my friends are so funny (and Ozempic)

Delusion is more fun and more productive than real love.

What’s your favorite sin? And why is it lashon hara?

Straight men are the gayest people I’ve ever met.

Genocide doesn’t end with the “oppressor” celebrating it’s over.

Pleasure is better when it’s earned.

In less than 130 seconds, Donald Trump exposed how the entire Palestinian society is praising Jewish deaths and teaching their children to hate and murder. This must go viral. The world must see this. x.com/GAZAWOOD1/stat…

The conservatives are really coming out of the closet this week.

My friend was at the shooting. He said there were protestors chanting "kill Charlie Kirk" throughout the event. If you think killing people you disagree with is okay, you are literally sick.

Why is there no mango La Croix?!

YOTIIO You’re only trapped in Israel once Like yolo but to soak up the environment of Jerusalem and learning and Judaism

Someone: how’s your trip to Israel going? Me: it’s the bomb. 💣💥

Me when my ex is on my mind: what’s wrong with me? I need to get over him. Me when no one’s on my mind: what’s wrong with me? I need a new man. Me when a new man is on my mind: what’s wrong with me? I don’t even know this dude. My brain is never satisfied with dating 😭😭😭😭

Your hero is Superman? How cute. My rebbitzen is hosting 8 meals in 8 days. Now that’s a real Jewish superhero.

The Torah is the original Desperate Housewives.