Eddy Quan

My name is Eddy Quan. Like many people, I had a normal office job working 40-60 hours per week in a fluorescent lit cubicle. I sat on a bus for 90 minutes every morning in peak hour traffic so I could sit in a cubicle to look at Excel spreadsheets for 8 hours a day. I then spent another 90 minutes every afternoon commuting in peak hour traffic to get home. I found this routine to be highly Unenjoyable. It was hard to admit at first but the career I had spent my entire life preparing for was making me miserable. That all changed when I became a Professional Life Enjoyer. These days I enjoy simple things like taking royal afternoon naps, eating a few slices of cold watermelon on a hot day and reading books. I like to keep things simple. I hate complication. I make all of my income by posting on social media and writing daily emails. I enjoy what I do. My philosophy is simple: Do things you Enjoy and help others get more Enjoyment out of Life. The goal of this account is to show you how to get more Enjoyment out of life as much as humanly possible… To get you to stop doing the Unenjoyable things everyone tells you to do and start living the life you have always wanted. The life of a Professional Life Enjoyer. Some of the unique traits Professional Life Enjoyers value include Unfair Advantages, Unique Positioning, Courage, Consistency, Craftsmanship, High Level Skills, Freedom, Thinking, and Positivity above all else. Playing it safe, laziness, empty consumption, blind acceptance of societal rules and negativity are considered traits of the Life Non-Enjoyer and have no place in the world of the Professional Life Enjoyer. All it takes to become a Professional Life Enjoyer is a change of your mindset. If you can change the way you think, you will gain more Enjoyment out of life. There is only one rule: Enjoy your life. Instead of passively going through life like a Non-Enjoying zombie, let’s get the most out of life by Enjoying it more. Life was not meant to be lived in a sterile world where you spend the entire day “hustling and grinding” like a glorified slave so you can pump your chest and brag about how hard you worked. When you’re lying on your deathbed, you won’t think about all the hard work you did. You’ll think about all the Enjoyable things you did. You are here because you simply want to Enjoy Life more. You’ve spent your entire life hustling and grinding to no avail. It’s time to change that and build a life of Maximum Enjoyment! If you wish to become a Professional Life Enjoyer, follow this account and click 👇 professionallifeenjoyer.com If you don’t want to be a Professional Life Enjoyer, then I wish you have an Enjoyable day regardless.

@BobMann2001 no it's not. It's a stupid tourist thing like I was lol

@waronweakness Going to downtown LA isn't really a tourist thing.

Last three times I was in LA was 2010, 2013 and 2017 and each time for one reason or another, I did the stupid tourist thing of winding up in Venice beach and DTLA. The growth of homelessness between just 2010 and 2017 was honestly mindblowing. It was like I stepped in a time machine and wound up in the post apocalyptic version of LA. I lived for 15 years in Bogota, Colombia where homelessness is rampant. The homelessness in LA was far worse than what I experienced living in Bogota. I can't even imagine what LA is like in 2026 but I hope whoever the next mayor is will fix it because I would love to go back.

@Alt_Azn this movie single handedly gave me an oreo addiction

The girlfriend in Rounders nags Mike constantly, hates his hobbies like poker, despises his degenerate friends and adds nothing to the plot except being a wet-blanket. Most realistic girlfriend in film history.

@MichaelHewitt23 so good bro

@waronweakness “Tell me James, do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow” 10-year old me was like 📝

Goldeneye is a superior movie to Casino Royale. Brosnan is the superior Bond to Craig. S-tier A-tier

These two gave us the last great superfight in boxing

John Carpenter's The Thing is flawless

@sarahhepola Barry Lyndon is incredible. Set aside your Sunday and watch it.

It’s a Stanley Kubrick weekend, and I’m taking suggestions.

@SteveOnSpeed @anymanfitness "yes you fat f*ck this IS 150g of potatoes"

@waronweakness @anymanfitness Same. It was eye-opening, lol!

This meal I broke down has 8 ounces of chicken, 2 ounces of pasta, a slice of garlic bread and olive oil/pesto. That’s roughly 750 calories. Read the comments claiming I’m starving my family. This is why we are all so fat and need a shot to eat less. Gluttons.

@SteveOnSpeed @anymanfitness I remember tracking my macros for the first time and legit thinking my scale was broken because I couldn't fathom how small one portion of rice looked like.

@anymanfitness People have no idea what a real serving of food should look like, my gawd. No wonder people these days are just FAT.

Your original post proves most people have never tracked their macros before. I remember when I first started tracking my macros and checking my scale several times because I couldn't believe how small one portion of rice was. It's a humbling exercise everyone needs to go through.

1) Training Day 2) *Mutes tweet

Writing is both the hardest and the most therapeutic thing to do. I hate how bad I am at it but I'm always glad I did it.

@JoshuaLisec business fables are the only good business books

Whatever happened to Business Fables? I loved these! We need more, don't we. Would you write one? What would it be about?

@pspfrench food always seems to do the trick. My best performer is "coffee and croissants" and from memory @FindJimClair 's best is "cheeseburgers"

Who's got that one subject line that's never let you down?

@WongEXE___ had no idea my rice cooker is also a pasta cooker

This and rice cooker pasta

1) Log onto X 2) See the most controversial issue in the world today revolves around lunch 3) Log off

@WongEXE___ this is the most Asian grandma advice I've ever seen lmao

Pro tip: Use leftover fruit covers and put them on sauce bottles for better grip and so your hands won’t get sticky/oily.

@DaveLovesMovies Tom Cruise

Denzel Washington has been a movie star for close to 40 years. Most actors peak and plateau. Denzel just shifts gears. Who else has managed this kind of sustained excellence on screen?

@financedystop I'm not American but $26 for tofu fried rice seems insane

Everything feels like a scam now. Restaurants adding mandatory service charges that “aren’t the tip,” stores asking you to round up for "charity" at checkout, iPads asking for 25% tips on takeout orders… people are getting exhausted by the constant nickel-and-diming