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120+1' But de Manchester United... 5-4 #MUFCOL

Watched PSG’s front three tear Villa apart last night and this evening I’ve got Garnacho unable to control a pass & Hojlund passing the ball out of play, my eyes are bleeding

@markgoldbridge Maybe focus on something else? Your whole existence is united 🤣🤣

Mateta 28 next. But we're not buying Gyokeres because he's 26...all about money as usual

We’re on the hunt for a match day photographer… because we’ve just played the eagle who have one & the facials are fucking brilliant. If anyone knows anyone, drop their @ or leave us a DM! Thanks 📸

They have nailed it

AN INCREDIBLE END TO ONE OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE DERBY GAMES YOU WILL HAVE EVER SEEN. Step forward, Sir Amad Diallo ♥️ @ManUtd have won it in extra-time with seconds to go!!! #EmiratesFACup

We let Reguilon go back so we could get a striker on loan and then had no full back or striker on the pitch today... Another great bit of decision making by Manchester United Football Club.

@StretfordPost Two great tackles you soft slag

I see two red cards here at worse two yellows, then Gibbs-White proceeded to argue with the ref, the guy then went on to score the winner. No it’s not an excuse but to say the refs don’t hate us is a very dubious statement.

Real Madrid paid £88M for Jude Bellingham. Manchester United paid £85M for Antony. I’m legit tired of this stupid club!! #MUFC

There have been two 1. Seeing Paul Pogba fake an injury at anfield and walk off after a few mins because he didn’t fancy it 2. Watching Diogo Dalot try to stay awake while defending the back post and nodding off

Me giving the bookies and absolute battering the day 🥊

We’ve been stuck in the same cycle for 10 years, manager after manager. Deja Vu

Why’s is being scouse a personality trait? You don’t hear people go “im from Wolverhampton it doesn’t faze me” cringey as fuck man

@AlexCTurk The nonce parasites have to go

Those calling for Erik ten Hag to go… Who’s your replacement? And who would you then blame when the EXACT same thing happens after a couple years? It’s blatantly obvious what(who) has plagued United since losing the antidote of SAF’s brilliance. Too many still ignore it. Why?

@UtdXclusive What a nonce

Avram Glazer was seen this week pushing his dog in a pram. #mufc [The Sun]

⚽️🇪🇸 Thiago: "I have that ‘hate modern football’ mentality... I’m more classic in attitude!" "The No.10 role has almost disappeared. We see less magic, less fantasy. Footballers do more, but faster." "Players are more developed in every sense… the playmaker who was slower, even if he had sublime technique, doesn’t get the opportunity to turn anymore." “There's also VAR. I've always been against it and wish it didn’t exist. It takes the essence of the game away from you!" "We make mistakes when we play. Referees must do so too, as they are human. Without trickery, many famous moments in the history of football would not have happened." 🔗 Guardian (2021)

Recycling all your Plastic Bags & Milk Cartons, while the rich Just Eat the f*cking Planet

WHO DID THIS LMAO.

Pick your Treble 1999: A team based on academy players, many of them local Mancunian lads. 2023: An autocratic nation state with unlimited wealth and a sports washing project with an overturned UEFA ban and 115 current unanswered charges for cheating and rule breaking.