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Good morning, give us a chance🙏

If your kid believes in Santa they should NOT have social media 🤭

If you take care of someone else’s kid and not your own.. you are GARBAGE

Nobody: Random kid I met 5 minutes prior at McDonald’s play area: “yeah so like I don’t even live with my mom. I live with this other girl… but your baby is so cute”

Keep growing the beautiful days are ahead 🔆🌻

Amazon prime is back to Amazon priming 🤪 Been getting my stuff in 2 days or less again

Went to walmart by myself for MAYBE 30 minutes. I came home and my toddler says, “mama!!! I so excited you’re home!” 🥹🥹

My toddler makes the biggest messes in my car. He gets in the car this morning and says, “ew mama.. your car dirty” Like boy, that is YOUR mess 😵‍💫

I ain’t gonna lie, I get so jealous seeing people at the beach just relaxing.. bringing a toddler and infant to the beach is just not relaxing. Fun, yes. Relaxing, absolutely not 🤣

I get so DISGUSTED when I see a “parent” take care of someone else’s kids but not their own 🤢

If I know anyone whose kid is turning one around Christmas PLEASE do grinch theme & call it “You’re a mean ONE”. I will literally do all the decorating 🥹 I regret not doing this for mine

Not my toddler trying to convince he hears a monster in the house.. boy, I will leave right now

In a week we’ll be at the beach and honestly it can’t get here soon enough 😤

My toddler copies everything you say and do.. So he said a bad word and I told him he can’t be saying bad words.. His reply: “mom, you’re being an asshole” 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Where tf did time go & why am I already planning my baby’s first birthday 🥹🥹

Today was a looooong and hard day.. tomorrow better be better 🤞🏼

Me: “do you hear me?” My toddler: “no”

I wanna thank me for doing all this hard work. I wanna thank me for having no days off. I wanna thank me for never quitting.

Y’all let your dogs/animals roam and then be shocked when they get taken or ran over.. like ??

Not gonna lie, I’m jealous as shit of the people that came from money. How’s it feel to be gods favorite? 😅