Warren Katz

the year is 2019. police departments have been defunded and all crimes are solved by podcasts

@MonicaJewinsky @ytudaddytambien

uncle daddies and sister wives @warrenkatz

@ytudaddytambien @EricShethar it was and I am

@EricShethar @warrenkatz you and it was

@ytudaddytambien @lymprist oh ya, definitely stopped doing that 6 years ago

@lymprist @warrenkatz

@ytudaddytambien @cherrypleek @redmoonrising_ when sunset comes on i am instantly jennifer coolidge on a vespa in sicily

@nnnathancarroll @trulyrick I’ll charge my camera batteries

@prodbyharrison I bought the wrong x90 this week

I must have it

@jacquesgreene oh I definitely sent @ryanhemsworth a video of whoever this is 🥴

love when set times change so much you get tagged in a vid like this shout 2 them they seem to be killing it!

@nnnathancarroll @BrendanOde j’exposed

I love driving a car that encourages straight men to wave at me

@HarryEatsBagels *motorola

Cops Tour Managers 🤝 Moustaches

@nnnathancarroll @TheOnion how’s the oat-based morbier selection

Fully Gentrified Neighborhood All Cheese Shops bit.ly/2QFfmOr

I’ll load out a whole venue in an hour if there’s a good restaurant about to close, but it takes me 6 months to pack up a 1 bedroom apartment

@ryanhemsworth Can’t wait to look back on this tweet and laugh from my free Casper mattress

no tour managers started a podcast or something in the last year? want those stories

@chardaywilson bragging to the guys at Tim’s about how I’m gold star straight

Omg imagine being straight

@nnnathancarroll @pointlessleslie I’ll get the Whole Foods oat milk and dolce de leche

@jacquesgreene I’ve wanted a 59 ranchero ever since I saw this movie

real insomnia hours whomst up

@nnnathancarroll @jaboukie the squad

@nnnathancarroll @alex_abads *oat milk

@nnnathancarroll Tag yourself I’m the diploma on the ground

@DothTheDoth @texxyson in 2070