Luke ⬆️

Evolution only occurs because of death.

Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from the kitchen.

@JaisitoL Takw off my clothes, wait, fill them up with piss and shit to maximize their mass. Then chuck them to give me acceleration. *Assuming nothing was close enough to use my clothes to snag onto*

Un astronauta puede quedar atrapado eternamente en el vacío si no alcanza una superficie para impulsarse.

I'm sorry. I've been laughing at this for 10 mins 😂

@mikepat711 @AltonsRoar That’s only if you’re at peace with your inner thoughts. I like having half my brain occupied for the driving that I do. Especially rush hour traffic

@AltonsRoar No. Have you tried it? Far more relaxing to not have to engage with traffic

Tesla Self-Driving sucks and doesn't work. This compressed video shows 90 minutes of Tesla's V14.2.2.5 moving through the heart of Philadelphia, and back to the suburbs for some errands. As you watch this clip, you'll start to realize that Tesla's goal of autonomy at-scale is very far from here, and probably won't ever actually happen. The entire charade is nonsense. Tesla cars have level 2 ADAS just like SuperCruise and BlueCruise. Yes, your Chevy Silverado does do this. More music by the homie @StainlessOne

Grandpa Bron moving like this is insane #Lakeshow 🎥 via Instagram bellikemike

VAPES ARE A DEEP STATE PSYOP DESIGNED TO CONDITION US TO ENJOY SUCKING ROBOT DICKS. ONCE AI TAKES AWAY ALL OUR JOBS AND THE ONLY THING LEFT FOR HUMANITY IS TO BE SEX SLAVES FOR ROBOTS!! REAL EYES REALIZE CLANKER LIES!!!! DON’T FALL FOR IT!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

I know LeBron has some haters but I think a nation-wide protest is a little much

LeBron just scored on 2 guys and pointed at them after the bucket. No way 💀

Yk how bad ur hands gotta be to be a 6'5 corner

I don’t think people realize how much healthcare costs are driving big companies to fire and not hire. It costs them $30k per family, per year for premiums and care. Most of that goes to the massive, vertically integrated insurance companies that send weekly bills that no one reviews in details. And it doesn’t include the company overhead to deal with it all. It’s usually the 2nd largest expense after payroll. Which is insane It’s far easier to blame AI than it is to blame Healthcare costs. Want to increase jobs, wages and improve affordability for every American ? Break up the biggest insurance companies. Make divest non insurance companies. They don’t need thousands of subsidiaries. That’s how they game and abuse the system and increase costs for all of us. Call your senator and tell them to support the BreakUp Big Medicine Bill by @HawleyMO and @SenWarren.

@CarlosVelaGOAT @PaulSpacey @IShowSpeedHQ A few of those are positions with pure athleticism. DBs are the most raw athletes. WRs are coordinated athletes RBs are coordinated powerful athletes Linebackers are power Linemen are strength Quarterback - probably most open ended skillset in all of sports…

@CarlosVelaGOAT @PaulSpacey @IShowSpeedHQ The problem with football is there are like 11 genuinely unique positions. All require different skills and instincts. Offense QB RB WR O-Line (except center) Center Defense Edge Rush Interior Lineman Linebacker Defensive Back Special Teams Punter Kicker Long snapper Etc

🚨| NEW: The NFL released another angle of Speed hitting a spin move on real pro athletes and getting past the entire defense 🤯🔥 Do you think Speed could easily make it to the NFL? 👀👇

A bartender in Galveston, Texas was arrested for serving a drunk customer who killed someone. She makes $25 an hour. A federal judge makes $236,000 a year and has absolute legal immunity for every decision on the bench, including releasing violent offenders who kill again. 42 states have dram shop laws. The bartender’s causation chain has two links: pour drink, person crashes. Exposed window? Sometimes three hours. She can be charged with criminal negligence, sued in civil court, and lose her livelihood. All for failing to eyeball whether a guy at a crowded bar was too drunk for one more round. The judge has a pre-sentencing report, a criminal history score, a risk assessment algorithm, victim impact statements, and a prosecutor arguing the case in front of them. Every tool the system can produce. And when they get it wrong? Nothing. Absolute judicial immunity, codified since Bradley v. Fisher in 1871, means a judge cannot be sued for any act performed in judicial capacity. How absolute? In 1978, the Supreme Court ruled in Stump v. Sparkman that a judge who signed a petition to sterilize a 15-year-old girl without her knowledge or consent was fully immune. The court acknowledged the act was reprehensible. Didn’t matter. Judicial act, judicial immunity, case closed. That precedent still controls today. The recidivism data is where this gets obscene. The U.S. Sentencing Commission tracked violent offenders released in 2010 across eight years. 63.8% were rearrested. Median time to rearrest: 16 months. These numbers haven’t moved in two decades. The 2005 cohort and the 2010 cohort produced statistically identical outcomes. Judges aren’t making unpredictable calls. They’re making well-documented bets with other people’s lives, and the base rates have been published and available the entire time. The bartender gets three hours of ambiguous signals. The judge gets the full weight of the federal data apparatus. One of them can go to prison for getting it wrong. The other can’t even be named in a civil suit.

@bankai2422 @TheoAshNFL already made it in the hall of fame he’s been retired for so long

@TheoAshNFL Did you watch the game Luke looked like the worst athlete on the field💀💀💀

Luke Keuchly playing the shiftiest athletes in the world with Logan Paul and iShowSpeed as his teammates is a fascinating watch

@SenseiHuddy @juniorv2246 @chinamaniac @henrycmckenna Normal Football is like 20 times more complicated. If they practiced and took it seriously for a summer they’d pick it up.

@warriorQB12 @juniorv2246 @chinamaniac @henrycmckenna That’s not the issue. It’s the IQ and calling plays. Also the strategy. The USA team has been at it for over 5+ years. It’ll be awhile before it’s caught

This highlight is a microcosm of why, for the Olympics, it will be complicated to pick between pro NFL players and pro flag football players

@ArmchairQB_UM @henrycmckenna Baseball is in the Olympics

@henrycmckenna Flag football at the Olympics is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard tbh. Baseball would be so much better, just once

@xdutchmanx @iStayWinning711 @henrycmckenna Only thing with saquan is he’s carrying like an extra 50 lbs of muscle that doesn’t do anything for him. There has to be dudes that we’ve never heard of in the depths of the NFL or even that are still in college that this will be well suited for.

@iStayWinning711 @henrycmckenna Yeah it’s the Olympics. And Saquon looked pretty good yesterday once he got used to it.

@d3h1c1 @henrycmckenna Like there are players in the NFL that have that body type. Lamar woulda been insane a few years ago

@henrycmckenna Those teams were full of old slow retired players and a few decent ones mixed in playing 7 on 7 schemes and lost by 10. Picking actual players that will be better suited for this type of play and it wouldn’t be close

@d3h1c1 @henrycmckenna I think what he’s saying is if you get Jamar chase and put him through a month of drills and game knowledge, he’d clear anyone on the USA team

@Jim_25000 @jlrow29 @chinamaniac @henrycmckenna I think you forget that there’s the whole Olympic experience and chance to win a gold medal. There has to be some insanely quick guys in the nfl practice squads or players on the bench that this would entice . Especially given that the summer Olympics is the offseason.

@jlrow29 @chinamaniac @henrycmckenna nfl star players making 30- 50 million are not going to put in the amount of time required to learn flag football to the extent of being able to replace the actual best flag football players