Think you’ll make the weight?

@borrelli4sos This is just stupid. There are like 7 gas stations in the red part.

@Claunchinator @RyanLudwigNIU @NIUWrestling Ryan Ludwig —Findlay Roughneck!!!

Shoutout to @RyanLudwigNIU and @NIUWrestling! Hooked up my son Cortland w some gear. Tomorrow happens to be his bday also, so perfect timing! Stand up people w that program. Thanks again!

My good friend has been fired because he slept with one of his patients. After 7 years of medical school, what a waste of time, effort, training & money. This just goes to show one mistake can ruin your life. It's sad for him. He is a great guy & was a brilliant veterinarian.

@DianeLKendig @RobertAllenPoet Clint Smith”What the Ocean said to the Black Boy,” Saeed Jones “Pretending to Drown.”

What poems are you reading? I’ve just started Diane Seuss’s Frank: Sonnets. It’s mindblowingly good. You?

@NotTomNotTerry @TigercoachJoeyD Not William Carlos Williams?

Every time I see the wheel barrel in my backyard I just think #GETin 🤣 I blame @TigercoachJoeyD

@NotTomNotTerry I was thinking of having intracourse with my wife.

Favorite song by Metallica? Mine has to be Enter Sandman. Or is it Entra Sandman? 🤔🤔🤔

@teaguemoore Fire in a crowded theater, big fella’

Leftist America, people speaking freely is not the end of Democracy, it’s the foundation of it.

@tigercoachayres Just keep saying it the wrong way and it becomes truth.

Stop with this intrasquad nonsense…Its intersquad

@NotTomNotTerry I’d like to send feet to back the douchebag from elite private school who decided to drop off and pick up their students at the base of my driveway each day - my public-school-teacher-to-the-core driveway each day. Go rub your privilege in someone else’s nose.

I almost forgot, it's Foot Sweep Friday! Who deserves a foot sweep today and why? I gotta foot sweep the barista as my local cafe for pulling me this weak ass espresso shot this AM. "Sir is there anything else I can get you?" 💥🦶🏼🧹💥

@GoGreenWrestle @tigercoachayres All that wings and Wegmans talk is just a ruse. You (as am I) are on Twitter to assert your grammatical superiority. I have nothing but respect for you!

@tigercoachayres I mean I consider all of the guys on our squad as part of the same team so any competition between them would fall under “intra”. Maybe that’s an Army thing.

False intra- within inter- between It pains me to see such blasphemy coming from you Also *It's

I enjoy these promo videos!

@JoJoFromJerz Pronouns

Thinking about opening a school to trigger Republicans. So far, I know we’ll be teaching pole dancing for kids and lesbian dance theory. What else should be part of the curriculum? 🤔

Best thing I’ve seen in a LONG time.

@jayCMkay Ugh

@jayCMkay In a pinch

@beck_diggity Injuries are costly, and Canada does not understand how to manage a game.

@_VestDJ_ Ben Canada simply does not know how to manage a game.

@_VestDJ_ Ben Canada is bad